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I learn in this letter
that Don Pedro of Aragon

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comes this night to Messina.

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He is very near by this: he
was not three leagues off

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when I left him.

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How many gentlemen have
you lost in this action?

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But few of any sort, and none of name.

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A victory is twice
itself when the achiever

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brings home full numbers.

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I find here that Don Pedro
hath bestowed much honor

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on a young Florentine called Claudio.

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Much deserved on his part

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and equally remembered by Don Pedro.

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He hath borne himself beyond
the promise of his age,

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doing, in the figure of a
lamb, the feats of a lion.

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I pray you, is Signor Mountanto

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returned from the wars or no?

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I know none of that name, lady.

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There was none such in
the army of any sort.

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What is he that you speak of, niece?

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My cousin means Signor Benedick of Padua.

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Oh, he's returned, and as
pleasant as ever he was.

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I pray you, how many hath he killed

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and eaten in these wars?

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But how many hath he killed?

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For indeed I promised to
eat all of his killing.

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Faith, niece, you tax
Signor Benedick too much.

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But he'll be meet with
you, I doubt it not.

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He hath done good service,
lady, in these wars.

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You hath musty vital, and
he hath holp to eat it.

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He is a very valiant trencherman,

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he hath an he hath an excellent stomach.

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A good soldier too, lady.

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And a good soldier to a lady,
but what is he to a lord?

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A lord to a lord, a man to a man,

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stuffed with all honorable virtues.

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It is so, indeed.

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He is no less than a stuffed man.

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But for the stuffing,
well, we are all mortal.

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You must not, sir, mistake my niece.

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There is a kind of merry war

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betwixt Signor Benedick and her.

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They never meet but
there's a skirmish of wit

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between them.

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Alas, he gets nothing by that.

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At our last conflict four of
his five wits went halting off,

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and now is the whole
man governed with one.

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So that if he have wit
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let him bear it for a difference between

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himself and his horse.

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For it is all the wealth
that he hath left,

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to be known a reasonable creature.

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Who is his companion now?

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He hath every month a new sworn brother.

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Is't possible?

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Very easily possible.

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He wears his faith but as
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it ever changes with the next block.

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[laughing]

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I see, lady, the gentleman
is not in your books.

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No, an he were I would burn my study.

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But, I pray you, who is his companion?

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Is there no young squarer now

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that will make a voyage
with him to the devil?

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He is most in the company
of the right noble Claudio.

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Lord, he will hang upon
him like a disease.

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He is sooner caught than the pestilence,

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and the taker runs presently mad.

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God help the noble Claudio!

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If he have caught the Benedick,

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it'll cost him a thousand
pound ere he be cured.

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I will hold friends with you, lady.

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Do, good friend.

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You will never run mad, niece.

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No, not till a hot January.

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[beating drums]

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Don Pedro is approached.

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[Elizabethan music]

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Good Signor Leonato, are you
come to meet your trouble?

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The fashion of the world is to avoid cost,

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and you encounter it.

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Never came trouble to my house

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in the likeness of your grace.

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For trouble being gone,
comfort should remain,

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but when you depart from me,

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sorrow abides and
happiness takes his leave.

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You embrace your charge too willingly.

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I think this is your daughter?

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Her mother hath many times told me so.

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Were you in doubt, sir,
that you asked her?

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Signor Benedick, no, for
then were you a child.

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You have it full, Benedick.

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Truly, the lady fathers herself.

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Be happy, lady, for you are
like an honorable father.

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If Signor Leonato be her father,

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she would not have his
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for all Messina.

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As like him as she is.

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I wonder you will still be
talking, Signor Benedick,

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nobody marks you.

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What, my dear Lady Disdain!

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Are you yet living?

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Is it possible disdain
should die while she hath

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such meet food to feed
it as Signor Benedick?

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Courtesy itself must convert to disdain,

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when you come in her presence.

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Then is courtesy a turncoat.

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But it is certain I am
loved of all ladies,

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only you excepted.

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And I would I could find in my heart

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that I had not a hard heart,

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for truly, I love none.

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A dear happiness to women.

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They would else have been
troubled with a pernicious suitor.

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I thank God and my cold blood,
I am of your humor for that.

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I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow

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than a man swear he loves me.

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God keep your ladyship still in that mind

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so some gentleman or other shall 'scape

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a predestinate scratched face.

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Scratching could not make it worse,

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an 'twere such a face as yours were.

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Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.

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A bird of my tongue is
better than a beast of yours.

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I would my horse had the
speed of your tongue,

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and so good a continuer.

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But keep your way, i' God's name.

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I have done.

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You always end with a jade's trick.

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I know you of old.

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That is the sum of all, Leonato.

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Signor Claudio and Signor Benedick,

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my dear friend Leonato
hath invited you all.

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I tell him we shall stay
here at the least a month,

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and he heartily prays some
occasion may detain us longer.

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I dare swear he is no hypocrite,
but prays from his heart.

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If you swear, my lord,
you shall not be forsworn.

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Let me bid you welcome, my lord,

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being reconciled to the
prince your brother,

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I owe you all duty.

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I thank you.

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I am not of many words, but I thank you.

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Please it your grace lead on?

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Your hand Leonato, we will go together.

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[laughing]

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Benedick, didst thou note the
daughter of Signor Leonato?

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I noted her not, but I looked on her.

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Is she not a modest young lady?

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Do you question me, as
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for my simple true judgment?

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Or would you have me
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as being a professed tyrant to their sex?

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No, I pray thee speak in sober judgment.

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Why, i' faith, methinks she's
too low for a high praise,

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too brown for a fair praise

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and too little for a great praise.

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Only this commendation I can afford her,

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that were she other than
she is, she were unhandsome,

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and being no other but as
she is, I do not like her.

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Thou think'st I am in sport.

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I pray thee tell me truly
how thou likest her?

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Would you buy her, that
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Can the world buy such a jewel?

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In mine eye she is the sweetest lady

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that ever I looked on.

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Well I can see yet without spectacles

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and I see no such matter.

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There's her cousin, an were
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exceeds her as much in beauty

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as the first of May doth
the last of December.

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I hope you have no intent
to turn husband, have you?

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I would scarce trust myself,

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though I had sworn to the contrary,

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if Hero would be my wife.

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Is't come to this?

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In faith, hath not the world one man

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but will wear his cap with suspicion?

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Shall I never see a bachelor
of three-score again?

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Oh, go to, i' faith.

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And thou wolt needs thrust
thy neck into a yoke,

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wear the print of it
and sigh away Sundays.

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Look Don Pedro is returned to seek you.

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What secret hath held you here,

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that you followed not to Leonato's?

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I would your grace would
constrain me to tell.

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I charge thee on thy allegiance.

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You hear, Count Claudio, I
can be a secret as a dumb man.

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I would have you think
so, but, on my allegiance.

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Mark you, on my allegiance.

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He is in love.

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With who?

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Now that is your grace's part.

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Mark how short his answer is, with Hero,

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Leonato's short daughter.

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If this were so, so were it uttered.

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Yes, like the old tale,
my lord, it is not so,

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nor 'twas not so, but, indeed,
God forbid it should be so.

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If my passion change not shortly,

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God forbid it should be otherwise.

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Amen, if you love her, for
the lady is very well worthy.

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You speak this to fetch me in, my lord.

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By my troth, I speak my thought.

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And, in faith, my lord, I spoke mine.

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And, by my two faiths and
troths, my lord, I spoke mine.

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That I love her, I feel.

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That she is worthy, I know.

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That I neither feel
how she should be loved

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nor know how she should be worthy,

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is the opinion fire cannot melt out of me.

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I will die in it at the stake.

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Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic

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in the despite of beauty.

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And never could maintain his part

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but in the force of his will.

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That a woman conceived me, I thank her,

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that she brought me up,

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I likewise give her most humble thanks.

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But all women shall pardon me.

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Because I will not do them
the wrong to mistrust any,

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I will do myself the right to trust none.

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And the fine is, for
which I may go the finer,

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I will live a bachelor.

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I shall see thee, ere I
die, look pale with love.

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With anger, or with sickness,
or with hunger, my lord,

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not with love.

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Prove that ever I lose
more blood with love

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than I get again with
drinking, pick out mine eyes

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with a ballad-maker's pen
and hang me up at the door

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of a brothel-house for
the sign of blind Cupid.

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Well, if ever thou dost
fall from this faith,

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thou wilt prove a notable argument.

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Well if I do, hang me
in a bottle like a cat

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and shoot at me.

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And he that hits me, let him
be clapped on the shoulder,

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and called Adam.

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Well, as time shall try.

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In time the savage bull
doth bear the yoke.

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The savage bull may, but if
ever the sensible Benedick

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bear it, pluck off the bull's horns,

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set them in my forehead, and
let me be vilely painted,

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and in such great letters as they write

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"Here is good horse to hire. "

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Let them signify under my sign

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"Here you may see
Benedick the married man."

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Well you will temporize with the hours.

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In the meantime, good Signor Benedick,

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repair to Leonato's, commend me to him

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and tell him I will
not fail him at supper.

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For indeed he hath made
great preparations.

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I have almost matter enough
in me for such an embassage.

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And so I commit you--

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To the tuition of God from
my house, if I had it.

255
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The sixth of July, your
loving friend, Benedick.

256
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,000
[laughing]

257
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:54,600
Mock not, mock not, ere you
flout old ends any further.

258
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Examine your conscience.

259
00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,440
And so I leave you.

260
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,440
My liege, your highness
now may do me good.

261
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,640
My love is thine to teach,

262
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,000
teach it but how and thou
shalt see how apt it is

263
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,240
to learn any hard lesson
that may do thee good.

264
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,000
Hath Leonato any son, my lord?

265
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,520
No child but Hero, she's his only heir.

266
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,960
Dost thou affect her, Claudio?

267
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,360
Oh, my lord,

268
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,600
when you went onward on this ended action,

269
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,840
I look'd upon her with a soldier's eye,

270
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,400
that liked, but had a rougher task in hand

271
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,440
than to drive liking to the name of love.

272
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,400
But now that I am returned
and that war-thoughts

273
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,880
have left their places vacant,

274
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,120
in their rooms come thronging
soft and delicate desires,

275
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,040
all prompting me how fair young Hero is,

276
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,760
saying, I liked her ere I went to wars.

277
00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,000
Thou wilt be like a lover presently

278
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,120
and tire the hearer with a book of words.

279
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:07,680
If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it,

280
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,240
and I will break with
her and with her father,

281
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,880
and thou shalt have her.

282
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,240
Was't not to this end that
thou began'st to twist

283
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,920
so fine a story?

284
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,760
How sweetly you do minister to love,

285
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,920
that know love's grief by his complexion!

286
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,480
But lest my liking might too sudden seem,

287
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,760
I would have salved it
with a longer treatise.

288
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:29,080
What need the bridge much
broader than the flood?

289
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,760
The fairest grant is the necessity.

290
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,880
Look, what will serve is fit,

291
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,640
'tis once, thou lovest.

292
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,880
And I will fit thee with the remedy.

293
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,680
I know we shall have revelling to-night.

294
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:45,040
I will assume thy part in some disguise

295
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,600
and tell fair Hero I am Claudio.

296
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,640
And in her bosom I'll unclasp my heart

297
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,600
and take her hearing
prisoner with the force

298
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,200
and strong encounter of my amorous tale:

299
00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,000
Then after to her father will I break,

300
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,120
and the conclusion is, she shall be thine.

301
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,800
In practice let us put it presently.

302
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,480
How now, brother, where is my cousin?

303
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,000
hath he provided us music?

304
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,800
He is very busy about it.

305
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,360
But, brother, I can tell you strange news

306
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,080
that you yet dreamt not of.

307
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,440
Are they good?

308
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,120
As the event stamps them,
but they have a good cover.

309
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,320
They show well outward.

310
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,320
The prince and Count Claudio,

311
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,840
walking in a thick-pleached
alley in mine orchard,

312
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,880
were thus much overheard by a man of mine.

313
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:41,080
The prince discovered to
Claudio that he loved my niece,

314
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,240
your daughter and meant to acknowledge it

315
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,640
this night in a dance.

316
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,120
And if he found her accordant,

317
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,200
he meant to take the
present time by the top

318
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,920
and instantly break with you of it.

319
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,320
Hath the fellow any
wit that told you this?

320
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,320
A good sharp fellow, I will send for him

321
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,600
and question him yourself.

322
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:03,400
No, no, we will hold it as a
dream till it appear itself.

323
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,520
But I will acquaint my daughter withal,

324
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,560
that she may be the better
prepared for an answer,

325
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,600
if peradventure this be true.

326
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,160
Go you and tell her of it.

327
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,880
Cousin, you know what you have to do.

328
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,640
I cry you mercy, friend.

329
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,040
Go you with me, and I will use your skill.

330
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,240
Good cousin, have a care this busy time.

331
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,640
[Elizabethan music]

332
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,520
What the good-year, my lord!

333
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,600
Why are you thus out of measure sad?

334
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,520
There is no measure in
the occasion that breeds.

335
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,200
Therefore the sadness is without limit.

336
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,160
You should hear reason.

337
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,440
And when I have heard it,
what blessing brings it?

338
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,600
If not a present remedy, at
least a patient sufferance.

339
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,040
I wonder that thou, being,
as thou sayest thou art,

340
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,640
born under Saturn, goest about
to apply a moral medicine

341
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,040
to a mortifying mischief.

342
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,400
I cannot hide what I am.

343
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,760
I must be sad when I have cause

344
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,840
and smile at no man's jests,

345
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,120
eat when I have stomach and
wait for no man's leisure,

346
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:17,680
sleep when I am drowsy and
tend on no man's business,

347
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,560
laugh when I am merry and
claw no man in his humor.

348
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,760
Yea, but you must not
make the full show of this

349
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,920
till you may do it without controlment.

350
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,960
You have of late stood
out against your brother,

351
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,720
and he has newly ta'en you into his grace.

352
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,000
Wherein it is impossible
you should take true root

353
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,200
but by the fair weather
that you make yourself.

354
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,400
It is needful that you frame the season

355
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,520
for your own harvest.

356
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,320
I had rather be a canker in a hedge

357
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,760
than a rose in his grace,

358
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:54,640
and it better fits my blood
to be disdained of all

359
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,480
than to fashion a carriage
to rob love from any.

360
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,480
In this, though I cannot be said to be

361
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,360
a flattering honest man,
it must not be denied

362
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,120
what I am a plain-dealing villain.

363
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:09,520
I am trusted with a muzzle
and enfranchised with a clog.

364
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:14,480
Therefore I have decreed
not to sing in my cage.

365
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,160
If I had my mouth, I would bite.

366
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,520
If I had my liberty, I would do my liking.

367
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,280
In the meantime let me be that I am

368
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,240
and seek not to alter me.

369
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,240
Can you make no use of your discontent?

370
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,200
I make all use of it, for I use it only.

371
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,040
But who comes here?

372
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,960
What news, Borachio?

373
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,600
I came yonder from a great supper.

374
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,440
The prince, your brother is
royally entertained by Leonato.

375
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,920
And I can give you intelligence
of an intended marriage.

376
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,880
Will it serve for any
model to build mischief on?

377
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:02,000
What is he for a fool that
betroths himself to unquietness?

378
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,240
Marry, it is your brother's right hand.

379
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,040
Who?

380
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,080
The most exquisite Claudio?

381
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,840
Even he.

382
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,760
A proper squire!

383
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,840
And who, and who?

384
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,840
Which way looks he?

385
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:21,280
Marry, on Hero, the daughter
and heir of Leonato.

386
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,240
A very forward March-chick.

387
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,280
How came you to this?

388
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,960
Being entertained for a perfumer,

389
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,040
as I was smoking a musty room,

390
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,720
comes me the Prince and
Claudio hand in hand

391
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,600
in sad conference.

392
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,560
I whipped me behind the arras,

393
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,480
and there heard it agreed upon

394
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,760
that the Prince should
woo Hero for himself,

395
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:46,760
and having obtained her,
give her to Count Claudio.

396
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,760
Come, come, let us thither.

397
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,360
This may prove food to my displeasure.

398
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:57,360
That young start-up hath all
the glory of my overthrow.

399
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,960
If I can cross him any way,
I bless myself every way.

400
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,040
You are both sure, and will assist me?

401
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,240
To the death, my lord.

402
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,760
Let us to the great supper,

403
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,520
their cheer is the
greater that I am subdued.

404
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,200
Would the cook were of my mind.

405
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,840
[laughter]

406
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,160
Shall we go prove what's to be done?

407
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,280
[Borachio] We'll wait upon your lordship.

408
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,400
[laughter]

409
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,840
Was not Count John here at supper?

410
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,360
I saw him not.

411
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,480
How tartly that gentleman looks,

412
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,520
I never can see him but I am
heart-burned an hour after.

413
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,520
He is of a very melancholy disposition.

414
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,320
He were an excellent man that were made

415
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,240
just in the midway
between him and Benedick.

416
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,320
The one is too like an
image and says nothing,

417
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,920
the other too like my lady's eldest son,

418
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,560
evermore tattling.

419
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,160
Then half Signor Benedick's
tongue in Count John's mouth,

420
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,880
and half Count John's melancholy

421
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,160
in Signor Benedick's face.

422
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,000
With a good leg and a good foot, uncle,

423
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,360
and money enough in his purse,

424
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,960
such a man could win
any woman in the world,

425
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,760
if he could get her good-will.

426
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,360
By my troth, niece, thou wilt
never get thee a husband,

427
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,160
if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue.

428
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,800
In faith, she's too cursed.

429
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,160
Too cursed is more than cursed.

430
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,480
I will lessen God's sending that way.

431
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,320
For it is said,

432
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,600
"God sends a cursed cow short horns.

433
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,320
"But to a cow too cursed he sends none."

434
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,280
So, by being too cursed,
God will send you no horns.

435
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,200
Just, if he send me no husband.

436
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,520
For the which blessing I
am at him upon my knees

437
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,760
every morning and evening.

438
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,120
Oh lord, I could not endure a husband

439
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,680
with a beard on his face.

440
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,400
I'd rather lie in the woolen.

441
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,360
You may light on a husband
that hath no beard.

442
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,800
What should I do with him?

443
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,600
dress him in my apparel and
make him my waiting-gentlewoman?

444
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,400
He that hath a beard is more than a youth,

445
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,880
and he that hath no
beard is less than a man,

446
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,800
and he that is more than
a youth is not for me,

447
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:59,160
and he that is less than
a man, I am not for him.

448
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,600
Therefore, I will take sixpence
in earnest of the bear-ward,

449
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,840
and lead his apes into hell.

450
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,160
Well, then, go you into hell?

451
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,600
No, but to the gate, and
there will the devil meet me,

452
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,920
like an old cuckold, with
horns on his head, and say

453
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,200
"Get you to heaven,
Beatrice, get you to heaven,

454
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,480
here's no place for you maids."

455
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,400
So deliver I up my apes,

456
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,680
and away to Saint Peter for the heavens.

457
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,320
He shows me where the bachelors sit,

458
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,760
and there live we as
merry as the day is long.

459
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,440
Well, niece, I trust you
will be ruled by your father.

460
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,040
Oh yes, faith, it is my cousin's duty

461
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,280
to make curtsy and say

462
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,680
"Father, as it please you."

463
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:40,080
But for all that, cousin,
let him be a handsome fellow,

464
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,160
or else make another curtsy and say

465
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,800
"Father, as it please me."

466
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,200
Well, niece, I hope to see you one day

467
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,440
fitted with a husband.

468
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,800
Not till God make men of
some other metal than earth.

469
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,560
Would it not grieve a
woman to be overmastered

470
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,120
by a piece of valiant dust?

471
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,440
To make an account of her life
to a clod of wayward marl?

472
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,360
No, uncle, I'll none.

473
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,200
Adam's sons are my brethren,

474
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,280
and, truly, I hold it a
sin to match in my kindred.

475
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,400
Daughter, remember what I told you.

476
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,600
If the Prince do solicit you in that kind,

477
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,800
you know your answer.

478
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,600
The fault will be in the music, cousin,

479
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,240
if you be not wooed in good time.

480
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,400
If the Prince be too important,

481
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,120
tell him there is measure in every thing

482
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,640
and so dance out the answer.

483
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:31,240
For, hear me, Hero, wooing,
wedding, and repenting,

484
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,160
is as a Scotch jig, a
measure, and a cinque pace.

485
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,600
The first suit is hot and
hasty as a Scotch jig,

486
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,280
and full as fantastical.

487
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,960
The wedding, mannerly-modest,
as a measure,

488
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,440
full of state and ancientry.

489
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,680
And then comes repentance
and with his bad legs

490
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,680
falls into the cinque
pace faster and faster

491
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:54,120
until he sink into his grave.

492
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:57,000
Niece, you apprehend passing shrewdly.

493
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,120
I have a good eye, uncle.

494
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,280
I can see a church by daylight.

495
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,920
The revelers are entering,
brother, make good room.

496
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,240
[drums beating]

497
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,520
[laughing]

498
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,360
[Elizabethan music]

499
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,240
[Don Pedro] Lady, will you
walk about with your friend?

500
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,960
So you walk softly

501
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,400
and look sweetly and say nothing.

502
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,160
I am yours for the walk,

503
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,800
especially when I walk away.

504
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,560
[Don Pedro] With me in your company?

505
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,880
I may say so, when I please.

506
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,800
[Don Pedro] And when please you to say so?

507
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,920
When I like your favor.

508
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,160
For God defend the lute,
should be like the case.

509
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,920
[Don Pedro] My visor is Philemon's roof,

510
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,720
within the house is Jove.

511
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,480
Why, then, your visor should be thatched.

512
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,400
[Don Pedro] Speak low, if you speak love.

513
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,760
[Elizabethan music]

514
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,200
[Balthasar] Well, I would you did like me.

515
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,320
So would not I, for your own sake,

516
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,160
for I have many ill-qualities.

517
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,680
[Balthasar] Which is one?

518
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,920
I say my prayers aloud.

519
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,680
[Balthasar] I love you the better,

520
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,120
the hearers may cry, Amen.

521
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,760
God match me with a good dancer.

522
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,320
[Balthasar] Amen.

523
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,200
And God take him out of my sight

524
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,000
when the dance is done.

525
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,960
Answer, clerk.

526
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:45,600
[Balthasar] No more words,
the clerk is answered.

527
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,480
[Ursula] I know you well
enough, you are Signor Antonio.

528
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,240
[Antonio] At a word, I am not.

529
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,280
I know you by the waggling of your head.

530
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,960
[Antonio] To tell you
true, I counterfeit him.

531
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,600
You could never do him so ill-well,

532
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,960
unless you were the very man.

533
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,680
Here's his dry hand up and down,

534
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,320
you are he, you are he.

535
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,000
[Antonio] At a word, I am not.

536
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000
[Elizabethan music]

537
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,520
Will you not tell me who told you so?

538
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,760
[Benedick] No, you shall pardon me.

539
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,360
Nor will you not tell me who you are?

540
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,040
[Benedick] Not now.

541
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:37,880
That I was disdainful,

542
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,280
and that I had my good wit

543
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,760
out of the Hundred Merry Tales?

544
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,000
well this was Signor
Benedick that said so.

545
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,840
[Benedick] What's he?

546
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,240
I am sure you know him well enough.

547
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,080
[Benedick] Not I, believe me.

548
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,520
Did he never make you laugh?

549
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,480
[Benedick] I pray you, what is he?

550
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:55,280
Why, he is the prince's
jester, a very dull fool.

551
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:59,040
Only his gift is in devising
impossible slanders.

552
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,080
None but libertines delight in him,

553
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,560
and the commendation lies not in his wit,

554
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,400
but in his villainy.

555
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,520
For he both pleases men and angers them,

556
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,120
and then they laugh at him and beat him.

557
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,760
I'm sure he is in the fleet.

558
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,600
I would he had boarded me.

559
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,840
[Benedick] When I know the gentleman,

560
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,000
I'll tell him what you say.

561
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,520
Do, do,

562
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,160
he'll but break a comparison or two on me,

563
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,920
which, peradventure not
marked or not laughed at,

564
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,720
strikes him into melancholy.

565
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,440
And then there's a partridge wing saved,

566
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,560
for the fool will eat
no supper that night.

567
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,040
Oh, we must follow the leaders.

568
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,280
[Benedick] In every good thing.

569
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,880
Nay, if they lead to any ill,

570
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,640
I'll leave them at the next turning.

571
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,640
[Elizabethan music]

572
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:00,120
[beating drum]

573
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,920
Sure my brother is amorous on Hero

574
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,440
and hath withdrawn her father
to break with him about it.

575
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,320
The ladies follow her and
but one visor remains.

576
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,280
And that is Claudio, I
know him by his bearing.

577
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,240
Are not you Signor Benedick?

578
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,360
[Claudio] You know me well, I am he.

579
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,840
Signor, you are very near
my brother in his love.

580
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,520
He is enamored on Hero,

581
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,160
I pray you, dissuade him from her.

582
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,240
she is no equal for his birth.

583
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,640
You may do the part of
an honest man in it.

584
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,880
[Claudio] How know you he loves her?

585
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,080
I heard him swear his affection.

586
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,880
So did I too, and he swore
he would marry her tonight.

587
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,600
Come, let us to the banquet.

588
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,200
[Elizabethan music]

589
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,760
Thus answer I in the name of Benedick,

590
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,280
but hear these ill news
with the ears of Claudio.

591
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,640
'Tis certain so, the
Prince woos for himself.

592
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,640
Friendship is constant in all other things

593
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,560
save in the office and affairs of love.

594
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,600
Therefore, all hearts in
love use their own tongues,

595
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,040
let every eye negotiate for
itself and trust no agent.

596
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,600
For beauty is a witch against whose charms

597
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,200
faith melteth into blood.

598
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,240
This is an accident of hourly
proof which I mistrusted not.

599
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,720
Farewell, therefore, Hero!

600
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,320
[ Benedick] Count Claudio?

601
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,600
Yea, the same.

602
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,880
Come, will you go with me?

603
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,160
Whither?

604
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,600
Even to the next willow, [laughing]

605
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,200
about your own business county.

606
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,240
What fashion will you wear the garland of?

607
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,320
about your neck, like an usurer's chain?

608
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,720
Or under your arm, like
a lieutenant's scarf?

609
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,840
Well you must wear it one way,

610
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,840
for the Prince hath got your Hero.

611
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,000
I wish him joy of her.

612
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,040
That's spoken like an honest drover.

613
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,800
So they sell bullocks.

614
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,240
But did you think the prince
would have served you thus?

615
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,960
I pray you, leave me.

616
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,520
Now you'll strike the blind man.

617
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,520
'Twas the boy who stole your meat,

618
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,360
and now you'll beat the post.

619
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,360
If it will not be, I'll leave you.

620
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,400
Alas, poor hurt fowl!

621
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,320
Now will he creep into sedges.

622
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,360
But that my Lady Beatrice should know me,

623
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,880
and not know me.

624
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,040
The prince's fool!

625
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,920
It may be I go under that
title because I am merry.

626
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,840
Yea, but so I am apt to do myself wrong,

627
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,200
I am not so reputed.

628
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,600
It is the base, though bitter,
disposition of Beatrice

629
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,840
that puts the world into her
person and so gives me out.

630
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,880
Well, I'll be revenged as I may.

631
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,880
Now, signor, where's the count?

632
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,040
did you see him?

633
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,800
I found him here as melancholy
as a lodge in a warren.

634
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,560
I told him, and I think I told him true,

635
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,200
that your grace had got the
good will of this young lady,

636
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,400
and I offered him my
company to a willow-tree,

637
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,560
to make him a garland, as being forsaken,

638
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,600
or bind him up a rod, as
being worthy to be whipped.

639
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,560
To be whipped, what's his fault?

640
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,640
The flat transgression of a schoolboy,

641
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,480
who being overjoyed at
finding a birds' nest,

642
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,880
shows it his companion, and he steals it.

643
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,080
Wilt thou make a trust a transgression?

644
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,520
The transgression is in the stealer.

645
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,120
Yet it had not been amiss
the rod had been made,

646
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:53,960
and the garland too,

647
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,560
for the garland he
might have worn himself,

648
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,520
and the rod he might have bestowed on you,

649
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,560
who, as I take it, have
stolen his birds' nest.

650
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,720
I will but teach them to sing,

651
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,720
and restore them to the owner.

652
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,320
If their singing answer your saying,

653
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,280
by my faith, you say honestly.

654
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,440
The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you.

655
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,000
The gentleman that
danced with her told her

656
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,320
she is much wronged by you.

657
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:32,480
She misused me past the
endurance of a block!

658
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,680
An oak but with one green leaf on it

659
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,520
would have answered her.

660
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,360
My very visor began to assume
life and scold with her.

661
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,400
She told me, not thinking
I had been myself,

662
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,080
that I was the prince's jester,

663
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,880
that I was duller than a great
thaw huddling jest upon jest

664
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,560
with such impossible
conveyance that I stood

665
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,760
like a man at a mark, with
a whole army shooting at me.

666
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,040
She spits poniards, and every word stabs.

667
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,480
If her breath were as
terrible as her terminations,

668
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,280
there were no living near her.

669
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,600
she would infect to the North star.

670
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,640
I would not marry her,
though she were endowed

671
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,640
with all that Adam had left
him before he transgressed.

672
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,440
Come, talk not of her,

673
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,480
you shall find her the
infernal Ate in good apparel.

674
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,440
I would to God some
scholar would conjure her.

675
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,320
For certainly, while she is here,

676
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,520
a man may live as quiet
in hell as in a sanctuary,

677
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,960
and people sin upon purpose,

678
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,880
because they would go thither.

679
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,040
So, indeed, all disquiet,

680
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,800
horror and perturbation follows her.

681
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,400
Look, here she comes.

682
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,080
Will your grace command me any service

683
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,080
to the world's end?

684
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,880
I will go on the slightest
errand now to the Antipodes

685
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,680
that you can devise to send me on.

686
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,840
I will fetch you a tooth-picker now

687
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,800
from the furthest inch of Asia,

688
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,800
bring you the length
of Prester John's foot,

689
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,240
fetch you a hair off
the great Cham's beard,

690
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,440
do you any embassage to the Pygmies

691
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,320
rather than hold three words'
conference with this harpy.

692
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,680
You have no employment for me?

693
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,920
None, but to desire your good company.

694
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:17,920
O God,

695
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,880
here's a dish I love not.

696
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,400
I cannot endure my Lady Tongue.

697
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,760
[laughing]

698
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,480
Come, lady come,

699
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,320
you have lost the heart
of Signor Benedick.

700
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:43,320
Indeed, my lord, he lent it me awhile.

701
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,840
And I gave him good use for it,

702
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,920
a double heart for his single one.

703
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:53,560
Marry, once before he won
it of me with false dice,

704
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,560
therefore your grace may
well say I have lost it.

705
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,360
You have put him down,
lady, you have put him down.

706
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,840
So I would not he should do me, my lord,

707
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,360
lest I should prove the mother of fools.

708
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,920
I have brought Count Claudio,
whom you sent me to seek.

709
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,400
Why, how now, count!

710
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,960
wherefore are you sad?

711
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,200
Not sad, my lord.

712
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,000
Well how then, sick?

713
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,160
Neither, my lord.

714
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,240
The count is neither sad, nor
sick, nor merry, nor well,

715
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,840
but civil count, civil as an orange,

716
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,960
and something of that jealous complexion.

717
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,440
I' faith, lady, I think
your blazon to be true,

718
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:38,040
though, I'll be sworn, if he
be so, his conceit is false.

719
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,200
Here Claudio, I have wooed in thy name,

720
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,400
and fair Hero is won.

721
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,880
I have broke with her father,

722
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,560
and his good will obtained.

723
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,680
Name the day of marriage,
and God give thee joy!

724
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,640
Count, take of me my daughter,
and with her my fortunes.

725
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:04,640
His grace hath made the match,
and all grace say Amen to it.

726
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,400
Speak, count, 'tis your cue.

727
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,120
Silence is the perfectest herald of joy.

728
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,400
I were but a little happy,
if I could say how much.

729
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,480
Lady, as you are mine, I am yours.

730
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,840
I give away myself for you

731
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,840
and dote upon the exchange.

732
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,640
Speak cousin, or if you cannot,

733
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,480
stop his mouth with a kiss
and let not him speak neither.

734
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,000
In faith, lady, you have a merry heart.

735
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,440
Yea, my lord, I thank it, poor fool,

736
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,160
it keeps on the windy side of care.

737
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:51,640
My cousin tells him in his
ear that he is in her heart.

738
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,120
And so she doth, cousin.

739
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,920
Good Lord, for alliance!

740
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,160
Thus goes every one to the world but I.

741
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,400
I may sit in a corner and
cry heigh-ho for a husband!

742
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,600
Lady Beatrice, I will get you one.

743
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,200
I'd rather have one of
your father's getting.

744
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,080
Hath your grace ne'er a brother like you?

745
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,720
Your father got excellent husbands,

746
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,400
if a maid could come by them.

747
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,280
Will you have me, lady?

748
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:21,080
No, my lord, unless I might
have another for working-days.

749
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,840
Your grace is too costly
to wear every day.

750
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,320
[laughing] But, I beseech
your grace, pardon me.

751
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,680
I was born to speak all
mirth and no matter.

752
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,320
Your silence most offends me,

753
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,360
and to be merry best becomes you.

754
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,440
For out of question, you
were born in a merry hour.

755
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,480
No, sure, my lord, my mother cried.

756
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:46,360
But then there was a star danced,
and under that was I born.

757
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,360
Cousins, God give you joy!

758
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,120
Niece, will you look to
those things I told you of?

759
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,360
I cry your mercy, uncle.

760
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,520
By your grace's pardon.

761
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,960
By my troth, a pleasant-spirited lady.

762
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,400
There's little of the melancholy
element in her, my lord,

763
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,960
she's never sad but when she
sleeps, and not ever sad then

764
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,400
for I have heard my daughter say,

765
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,200
she hath often dreamed of unhappiness

766
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,120
and waked herself with laughing.

767
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,960
She cannot endure to
hear tell of a husband.

768
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,200
Oh, by no means, she mocks
all her wooers out of suit.

769
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,520
She were an excellent wife for Benedick.

770
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,840
Oh Lord, my lord, if they
were but a week married,

771
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,400
they would talk themselves mad.

772
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,720
County Claudio, when
mean you to go to church?

773
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,520
Tomorrow, my lord, time goes on crutches

774
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,640
till love have all his rites.

775
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,000
Not till Monday, my dear son,

776
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,120
which is hence a just seven-night,

777
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,840
and a time too brief, too,

778
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,400
to have all things answer my mind.

779
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,720
Come, you shake the head
at so long a breathing.

780
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,560
But I warrant thee, Claudio,

781
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,720
the time shall not go dully by us.

782
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:06,120
I will, in the interim undertake
one of Hercules' labors,

783
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,440
which is, to bring Signor
Benedick and the Lady Beatrice

784
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,400
into a mountain of affection
the one with the other.

785
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,320
I would fain have it a match,

786
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,920
and I doubt not but to fashion it,

787
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,760
if you three will but
minister such assistance

788
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,240
as I shall give you direction.

789
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,720
My lord, I am for you,

790
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,200
though it cost me ten nights watchings.

791
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,600
And I, my lord.

792
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,640
And you too, gentle Hero?

793
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,920
I will do any modest office, my lord,

794
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,800
to help my cousin to a good husband.

795
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,160
And Benedick is not the unhopefullest

796
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,960
husband that I know.

797
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,680
Thus far can I praise him.

798
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,840
He is of a noble strain, of approved valor

799
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,000
and confirmed honesty.

800
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,120
I will teach you how to humor your cousin,

801
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,040
that she shall fall in love with Benedick.

802
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,120
And I, with your two helps,
will so practice on Benedick

803
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,880
that, in despite his quick
wit and his queasy stomach,

804
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,880
he shall fall in love with Beatrice.

805
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:03,040
If we can do this, Cupid
is no longer an archer,

806
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:08,080
his glory shall be ours, for
we are the only love-gods.

807
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,240
Go in with me, and I
will tell you my drift.

808
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,880
[Elizabethan music]

809
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,160
It is so.

810
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,520
The Count Claudio shall marry
the daughter of Leonato.

811
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,480
Yea, my lord, but I can cross it.

812
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,920
Any bar, any cross, any impediment

813
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,160
will be medicinable to me.

814
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,120
I am sick in displeasure to him,

815
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,880
and whatsoever comes athwart his affection

816
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,280
ranges evenly with mine.

817
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,120
How canst thou cross this marriage?

818
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,640
Not honestly, my lord.

819
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,320
But so covertly that no
dishonesty shall appear in me.

820
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,800
Show me briefly how.

821
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,000
I think I told your lordship a year since,

822
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,720
how much I am in the favor of Margaret,

823
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,200
the waiting gentlewoman to Hero.

824
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,720
I remember.

825
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:02,880
I can, at any unseasonable
instant of the night,

826
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,120
appoint her to look out at
her lady's chamber window.

827
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:10,080
What life is in that, to be
the death of this marriage?

828
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,400
The poison of that lies in you to temper.

829
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,720
Go you to the Prince your brother,

830
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,800
spare not to tell him that
he hath wronged his honor

831
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,040
in marrying the renowned Claudio,

832
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,800
whose estimation do you mightily hold up,

833
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,440
to a contaminated stale,
such a one as Hero.

834
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,200
What proof shall I make of that?

835
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,160
Proof enough to misuse the
Prince, to vex Claudio,

836
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,320
to undo Hero and to kill Leonato.

837
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,320
Look you for any other issue?

838
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,520
Only to despite them, I
will endeavor anything.

839
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,280
Go then, find me a meet hour

840
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,640
to draw Don Pedro and
the Count Claudio alone.

841
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,640
Tell them that you know
that Hero loves me.

842
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,760
Intend a kind of zeal both
to the Prince and Claudio,

843
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,360
as in love of your brother's honor,

844
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,840
who hath made this match,
and his friend's reputation,

845
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,680
which is thus like to be
cozened with the semblance

846
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,840
of a maid,

847
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,600
that you have discovered thus.

848
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,040
They will scarcely believe
this without trial.

849
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,480
Offer them instances, which
shall bear no less likelihood

850
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,840
than see me at her chamber-window,

851
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,280
hear me call Margaret Hero,

852
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:23,360
hear Margaret term me Borachio,
and bring them to see this

853
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,360
the very night before
the intended wedding.

854
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,520
For in the meantime I
will so fashion the matter

855
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,680
that Hero shall be absent,

856
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,640
and there shall appear such seeming truth

857
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,040
of Hero's disloyalty

858
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,280
that jealousy shall be called assurance

859
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,720
and all the preparation overthrown.

860
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,280
Grow this to what adverse issue it can,

861
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,400
I will put it in practice.

862
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,040
Be cunning in the working this,

863
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,000
and thy fee is a thousand ducats.

864
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,480
Be you constant in the accusation,

865
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,960
and my cunning shall not shame me.

866
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,240
I will presently go learn
their day of marriage.

867
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:13,040
♪ Sigh no more lady, sigh no more ♪

868
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:21,160
♪ Men were deceivers ever ♪

869
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:26,720
♪ One foot in sea and one on shore, ♪

870
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:32,360
♪ To one thing constant never ♪

871
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:38,080
♪ Then sigh not so, But let them go, ♪

872
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:43,840
♪ And be you blithe and bonny ♪

873
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:49,880
♪ Converting all your sounds of woe into ♪

874
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,520
♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪

875
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,520
Boy!

876
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,720
Signor?

877
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,600
In my chamber-window lies a book,

878
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,440
bring it hither to me in the orchard.

879
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,080
I am here already, sir.

880
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,480
I know that, but I would have
thee hence, and here again.

881
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:16,120
♪ The fraud of men was ever so, ♪

882
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,040
♪ Since summer first was levy. ♪

883
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,440
I do much wonder that one man,

884
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,240
seeing how much another man is a fool

885
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,480
when he dedicates his behaviors to love,

886
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,120
will, after he hath laughed
at such shallow follies

887
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,320
in others, become the
argument of his own scorn

888
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,040
by faLling in love.

889
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,960
And such a man is Claudio.

890
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,760
I have known when there
was no music with him

891
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,640
but the drum and the fife,

892
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,200
and now will he rather hear
the tabor and the pipe.

893
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:51,440
I have known when he would
have walked ten mile a-foot

894
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,400
to see a good armor, and now
will he lie ten nights awake,

895
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,280
carving the fashion of a new doublet.

896
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,080
He was wont to speak
plain and to the purpose,

897
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,480
like an honest man and a soldier.

898
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,600
And now is he turned orthography,

899
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,760
his words are a very fantastical banquet,

900
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,120
just so many strange dishes.

901
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,480
May I be so converted
and see with these eyes?

902
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,480
I can't tell, I think not.

903
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:28,680
I will not be sworn, but love
may transform me to an oyster,

904
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,320
but I'll take my oath on it.

905
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,120
Till he hath made an oyster of me,

906
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,320
he shall never make me such a fool.

907
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:40,200
One woman is fair, yet I am well,

908
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,920
another is wise, yet I am well,

909
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,400
another virtuous, yet I am well.

910
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,320
But till all graces be in one woman,

911
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,880
one woman shall not come in my grace.

912
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,560
Rich she shall be, that's certain,

913
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,800
wise, or I'll none, virtuous,
or I'll never cheapen her,

914
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:03,200
fair, or I'll never look on
her, mild, or come not near me,

915
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:08,240
noble, or not I for an
angel, of good discourse,

916
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,560
an excellent musician, and her hair

917
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,600
shall be of what color it please God.

918
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:22,040
Ha! the Prince and Monsieur Love!

919
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,400
I will hide me in the arbor.

920
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:30,720
Come, shall we hear this music?

921
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:31,840
Yea, my good lord.

922
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,160
How still the evening is,

923
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,160
as hushed on purpose to grace harmony.

924
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,040
See you where Benedick hath hid himself?

925
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,000
Oh, very well, my lord.

926
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,200
The music ended, we'll fit
the kid-fox with a pennyworth.

927
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:51,200
Come, Balthasar, we'll
hear that song again.

928
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,000
Oh, good my lord, tax not so bad a voice

929
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,840
to slander music any more than once.

930
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,840
It is the witness still of excellency

931
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,880
to put a strange face
on his own perfection.

932
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,880
I pray thee, sing, and let me woo no more.

933
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:10,320
Note notes, forsooth, and nothing.

934
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,880
Now divine air,

935
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,720
♪ Sigh no more, ladies, ♪

936
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,280
Now is his soul ravaged.

937
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,640
Is it not strange that
sheeps' guts should hale souls

938
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,360
out of men's bodies?

939
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:34,640
Well, a horn for my
money, when all's done.

940
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,760
♪ And one on shore, ♪

941
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:41,760
♪ To one thing constant never ♪

942
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,960
♪ Then sigh not so, but let them go, ♪

943
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:51,800
♪ And be you blithe and bonny ♪

944
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:56,720
♪ Converting all your sounds of woe ♪

945
00:45:56,720 --> 00:46:01,720
♪ Into hey nonny, nonny. ♪

946
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:08,120
♪ Sing no more ditties, sing no more, ♪

947
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:14,960
♪ Of dumps so dull and heavy ♪

948
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:19,720
♪ The fraud of men was ever so, ♪

949
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:24,720
♪ Since summer's first was levy ♪

950
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:30,240
♪ Then sigh not so, but let them go, ♪

951
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:35,160
♪ And be you blithe and bonny, ♪

952
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:40,160
♪ Converting all your sounds of woe ♪

953
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:45,720
♪ Into hey, nonny, nonny. ♪

954
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,120
By my troth, a good song.

955
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,040
And an ill singer, my lord.

956
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:03,040
Ha, no, no, faith, thou singest
well enough for a shift.

957
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,840
An he had been a dog that
would have howled thus,

958
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,600
they would have hanged him.

959
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:11,040
I pray God his bad voice bode no mischief.

960
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,880
I had as lief have heard the night-raven,

961
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,440
come what plague could have come after it.

962
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,400
Yea, marry, dost thou hear, Balthasar?

963
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,320
I pray thee, get us some excellent music,

964
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,160
for to-morrow night

965
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,920
we would have it at the
Lady Hero's chamber-window.

966
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,120
The best I can, my lord.

967
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,880
Do so, farewell.

968
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,680
Come hither, Leonato.

969
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,280
What was it you told me of today,

970
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,040
that your niece Beatrice was
in love with Signor Benedick?

971
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,880
Oh aye, stalk on, stalk on, the fowl sits.

972
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,400
I did never think that lady
would have loved any man.

973
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,160
No, nor I neither, but most
wonderful that she should so

974
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,560
dote on Signor Benedick,

975
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,840
whom she hath in all outward
behaviors seemed ever to abhor.

976
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,800
Is't possible?

977
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,640
Sits the wind in that corner?

978
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,840
By my troth, my lord, I cannot
tell what to think of it

979
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,440
but that she loves him
with an enraged affection.

980
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,720
It is past the infinite of thought.

981
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,520
Maybe she doth but counterfeit.

982
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,400
Faith, like enough.

983
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,840
Oh God, counterfeit!

984
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,600
There was never counterfeit of passion

985
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,040
came so near the life of
passion as she discovers it.

986
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,080
Why, what effects of passion shows she?

987
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,840
Bait the hook well, this fish will bite.

988
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,880
What effects, my lord?

989
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:32,480
She will sit you, you heard
my daughter tell you how.

990
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:33,560
She did, indeed.

991
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,760
How, how, I pray you?

992
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,920
Well you amaze me, I would
have thought her spirit to be

993
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,600
invincible against all
assaults of affection.

994
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,320
I would have sworn it had, my lord,

995
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,120
especially against Benedick.

996
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,880
I should think this a gull,

997
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,920
but that the white-bearded
fellow speaks it.

998
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,080
Knavery sure cannot hide
himself in such reverence.

999
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,040
He hath ta'en the infection, hold it up.

1000
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,680
Hath she made her affection
known to Benedick?

1001
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:06,480
No my Lord, and swears she
never will, that's her torment.

1002
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,840
'Tis true, indeed, so your daughter says

1003
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,240
"Shall I," says she,

1004
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,440
"That have so oft
encountered him with scorn,

1005
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:13,880
"write to him that I love him?"

1006
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,120
This says she now when she
is beginning to write to him,

1007
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,720
for she'll be up twenty times a night,

1008
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,240
and there she will sit in
her smock until she have writ

1009
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:25,080
a sheet of paper, my
daughter tells us all.

1010
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,040
Now you talk of a sheet of paper,

1011
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,400
I remember a pretty jest
your daughter told us of.

1012
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,320
Oh, when she had writ it
and was reading it over,

1013
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,800
she found Benedick and
Beatrice between the sheet?

1014
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,000
[laughing]

1015
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Oh, she tore the letter
into a thousand halfpence

1016
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,440
and railed at herself, that
she should be so immodest

1017
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,720
as to write to one that
she knew would flout her.

1018
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,160
"I measure him," says she,

1019
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,280
"By mine own spirit,
for I would flout him,

1020
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,840
"if he writ to me, yea,
though I love him, I should."

1021
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,480
And then down upon her knees
she falls, weeps, sobs,

1022
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,960
tears her hair, beats her
heart, prays and curses

1023
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,480
"Oh sweet Benedick, God give me patience!"

1024
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,560
She does indeed, my daughter tells us.

1025
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,560
And her ecstasy hath so
overcome her that my daughter

1026
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,080
is sometime afeard that she
will do a desperate outrage

1027
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,000
to herself.

1028
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,560
It is very true.

1029
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,480
It were good that Benedick
knew of it by some other,

1030
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,000
if she will not discover it.

1031
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,280
To what end?

1032
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,440
He would make but a sport of it

1033
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,920
and torment the poor lady worse.

1034
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,440
An he should, it were an alms to hang him.

1035
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,240
She's an excellent sweet lady.

1036
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:31,560
And, out of suspicion, she is virtuous.

1037
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,880
And she's exceeding wise.

1038
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,920
In every thing but in loving Benedick.

1039
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:35,760
Oh my--

1040
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,160
[rustling leaves]

1041
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,920
Oh my Lord, wisdom and blood
combating in so tender a body,

1042
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,320
we have ten proofs to one
that blood hath the victory.

1043
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,040
I am sorry for her, as I have just cause,

1044
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,040
being her uncle and her guardian.

1045
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,280
I would she had bestowed
this dotage on me.

1046
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,440
I would have daffed all other respects

1047
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,160
and made her half myself.

1048
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,680
I pray you, tell Benedick of
it, and see what a' will say.

1049
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,000
[Leonato] Were it good, think you?

1050
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,800
Hero thinks surely she will die.

1051
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:08,520
For she says she will
die, if he love her not,

1052
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,480
and she will die, ere
she make her love known,

1053
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,160
and she will die, if he woo her.

1054
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,760
Rather than she will bate one breath

1055
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,880
of her accustomed crossness.

1056
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,880
[running footsteps]

1057
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,840
She doth well.

1058
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,760
If she should make tender of her love,

1059
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,280
'tis very possible he'll scorn it,

1060
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,440
for the man, as you know all,
hath a contemptible spirit.

1061
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,400
He is a very proper man.

1062
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,560
He hath indeed a good outward happiness.

1063
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,200
[Claudio] But Before God
and, in my mind, very wise.

1064
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,400
He doth indeed show some
sparks that are like wit.

1065
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,960
Well I am sorry for your niece.

1066
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,960
Shall we go seek Benedick,
and tell him of her love?

1067
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,040
Never tell him, my Lord.

1068
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,840
Let her wear it out with good counsel.

1069
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,240
Nay, that's impossible, she
may wear her heart out first.

1070
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,600
Well, we will hear further
of it by your daughter.

1071
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,840
Let it cool the while.

1072
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,400
I love Benedick well, and I could wish

1073
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,640
he would modestly examine himself,

1074
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,120
to see how much he is
unworthy so good a lady.

1075
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,560
Will you walk, my Lord?

1076
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,800
Dinner is ready.

1077
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,920
If he do not dote on her upon this,

1078
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,480
I will never trust my expectation.

1079
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:18,480
[laughing]

1080
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,160
Let there be the same net spread for her.

1081
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,520
And that must your daughter
and her gentlewomen carry.

1082
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,320
The sport will be, when they hold one

1083
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,760
an opinion of another's
dotage, and no such matter.

1084
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,520
That's the scene that I would see,

1085
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,720
which will be merely a dumb-show.

1086
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,880
Let us send her to call him in to dinner.

1087
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,600
This can be no trick.

1088
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,600
The conference was sadly borne.

1089
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,680
They have the truth of this from Hero.

1090
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,600
They seem to pity the lady.

1091
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:14,080
It seems her affections
have their full bent.

1092
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,280
Love me?

1093
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,040
why, it must be requited.

1094
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,840
I hear how I am censured,

1095
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,800
they say I will bear myself proudly,

1096
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,440
if I perceive the love come from her.

1097
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,920
They say too that she would rather die

1098
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,960
than show any sign of affection.

1099
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,560
I did never think to marry.

1100
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,240
I must not seem proud.

1101
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,720
Happy are they that hear their detractions

1102
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,120
and can put them to mending.

1103
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,080
They say the lady is fair,

1104
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,600
'tis a truth, I can bear them witness,

1105
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,840
and virtuous, 'tis so, I cannot reprove it

1106
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,840
and wise,

1107
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:57,840
but for loving me.

1108
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,640
By my troth, it is no addition to her wit,

1109
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,800
nor no great argument of her folly,

1110
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,640
for I will be horribly in love with her.

1111
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,720
If I may chance have some odd
quirks and remnants of wit

1112
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:17,040
broken on me 'cause I have
railed so long against marriage.

1113
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,640
But doth not the appetite alter?

1114
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,720
A man loves the meat in his youth

1115
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,520
that he cannot endure in his age.

1116
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,040
Shall quips and sentences
and these paper bullets

1117
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,640
of the brain awe a man from
the career of his humor?

1118
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,480
No!

1119
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,520
The world must be peopled.

1120
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,440
When I said I would die a bachelor,

1121
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,440
I did not think I should
live till I were married.

1122
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,200
[running footsteps]

1123
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,280
Here comes Beatrice.

1124
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,240
By this day she is a fair lady.

1125
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,240
I do spy some marks of love in her.

1126
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:04,320
Against my will I am sent to
bid you come in to dinner.

1127
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,160
Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.

1128
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,040
I took no more pains for those thanks

1129
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,360
than you take pains to thank me.

1130
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,640
If it had been painful,
I should not have come.

1131
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,440
You take pleasure then in the message?

1132
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:20,680
Well yea,

1133
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,840
just so much as you may
take upon a knife's point

1134
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,000
and choke a daw withal.

1135
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,440
You have no stomach signor, fare you well.

1136
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,520
[Footsteps on stone]

1137
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:41,240
Ha!

1138
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,520
"Against my will, I am sent
to bid you come in to dinner."

1139
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,280
There's a double meaning in that.

1140
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,600
"I took no more pains for those thanks

1141
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,560
"than you took pains to thank me."

1142
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,120
That's as much as to say,
any pains I take for you

1143
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,080
is as easy as thanks.

1144
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,800
If I do not take pity
of her, I am a villain.

1145
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,400
If I do not love her, I am a Jew.

1146
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,360
I will go get her picture.

1147
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,640
[Elizabethan music]

1148
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,600
Good Margaret, run thee to the parlor.

1149
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,600
There shalt thou find my cousin Beatrice

1150
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,880
proposing with the Prince and Claudio.

1151
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,720
Whisper her ear and tell her,

1152
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:34,320
I and Ursley walk in the orchard

1153
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,080
and our whole discourse is all of her.

1154
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,640
Say that thou overheard'st us,

1155
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,200
and bid her steal into the pleached bower,

1156
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,040
where honeysuckles ripened by the sun,

1157
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,760
forbid the sun to enter, like favorites,

1158
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,840
made proud by princes,
that advance their pride

1159
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,120
against that power that bred it.

1160
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,600
There will she hide her
to listen our propose.

1161
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,800
This is thy office, bear thee
well in it and leave us alone.

1162
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:01,720
I'll make her come, I
warrant you, presently.

1163
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:05,040
Now, Ursula, when Beatrice doth come,

1164
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,320
as we do trace this alley up and down,

1165
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,600
our talk must only be of Benedick.

1166
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,680
When I do name him, let it
be thy part to praise him

1167
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,560
more than ever man did merit.

1168
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,120
My talk to thee must be how Benedick

1169
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,880
is sick in love with Beatrice.

1170
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,960
Of this matter is little
Cupid's crafty arrow made,

1171
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,400
that only wounds by hearsay.

1172
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,920
Now begin, for look where
Beatrice, like a lapwing,

1173
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:35,160
runs close by the ground,
to hear our conference.

1174
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,880
The pleasant'st angling is to see the fish

1175
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,120
cut with her golden
oars the silver stream,

1176
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,040
and greedily devour the treacherous bait.

1177
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,200
So angle we for Beatrice,

1178
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,720
who even now is couched
in the woodbine coverture.

1179
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,440
Fear you not my part of the dialogue.

1180
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,440
Then go we near her,
that her ear lose nothing

1181
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,320
of the false sweet bait
that we lay for it.

1182
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:03,200
No, truly, Ursula, she is too disdainful.

1183
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,240
I know her spirits are as coy and wild

1184
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,720
as haggards of the rock.

1185
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,800
[ Ursula] But are you sure
that Benedick loves Beatrice

1186
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,080
so entirely?

1187
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,640
[Hero] So says the prince
and my new-trothed lord.

1188
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,640
[Ursula] And did they bid
you tell her of it, madam?

1189
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,480
They did entreat me to acquaint her of it.

1190
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,720
But I persuaded them,
if they loved Benedick,

1191
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,600
to wish him wrestle with affection,

1192
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,560
And never to let Beatrice know of it.

1193
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,200
[Ursula] Why did you so?

1194
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,200
Doth not the gentleman deserve
as full as fortunate a bed

1195
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,760
as ever Beatrice shall couch upon?

1196
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,400
Oh god of love!

1197
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,960
I know he doth deserve as much
as may be yielded to a man.

1198
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:43,120
But nature never framed a
woman's heart of prouder stuff

1199
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,160
than that of Beatrice.

1200
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,000
Disdain and scorn ride
sparkling in her eyes,

1201
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,320
misprising what they look on, and her wit

1202
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,760
values itself so highly that to her

1203
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,080
all matter else seems weak.

1204
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,840
She cannot love, nor take no
shape nor project of affection,

1205
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,080
she is so self-endeared.

1206
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,000
[Ursula) Sure, I think so;

1207
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,640
And therefore certainly it were not good

1208
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:09,600
she knew his love, lest
she'll make sport at it.

1209
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,080
Why, you speak truth.

1210
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:15,440
I never yet saw man, how
wise, how noble, young,

1211
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:18,600
how rarely featured, but she
would spell him backward.

1212
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:20,720
If fair-faced,

1213
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,080
why, she would swear the
gentleman should be her sister.

1214
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:28,720
If black, why nature, drawing
of an antic, made a foul blot.

1215
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,520
If tall, a lance ill-headed,

1216
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:32,840
if low, an agate very vilely cut,

1217
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,200
if speaking, why, a vane
blown with all winds,

1218
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,440
if silent, why, a block moved with none.

1219
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,200
So turns she every man the wrong side out,

1220
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,120
and never gives to truth and virtue

1221
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,880
that which simpleness
and merit purchaseth.

1222
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:49,920
[Ursula] Sure, such
carping is not commendable.

1223
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,240
No, not to be so odd and from all fashions

1224
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,720
as Beatrice is, cannot be commendable.

1225
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,240
But who dare tell her so?

1226
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,640
If I should speak, she
would mock me into air.

1227
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,880
Oh, she would laugh me out myself,

1228
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,320
press me to death with wit.

1229
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:11,200
Therefore let Benedick, like covered fire,

1230
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:15,600
consume away in sighs, waste inwardly.

1231
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,000
It were a better death
than die with mocks,

1232
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,680
which is as bad as die with tickling.

1233
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,720
[Ursula] Yet tell her of it.

1234
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,720
hear what she will say.

1235
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:29,600
No, rather I will go to Benedick

1236
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,760
and counsel him to fight
against his passion.

1237
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,480
And, truly, I'll devise
some honest slanders

1238
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,800
to stain my cousin with.

1239
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:43,720
One doth not know how much an
ill word may empoison liking.

1240
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:47,800
Oh, do not do your cousin such a wrong.

1241
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,160
She cannot be so much
without true judgment

1242
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,880
having so swift and excellent a wit

1243
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,240
as she is prized to have, as
to refuse so rare a gentleman

1244
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,480
as Signor Benedick.

1245
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,560
He is the only man of Italy.

1246
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,160
Always excepted my dear Claudio.

1247
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,680
[Ursula] I pray you, be
not angry with me, madam,

1248
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaking my fancy, Signor Benedick,

1249
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,840
for shape, for bearing,
argument and valor,

1250
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,400
goes foremost in report through Italy.

1251
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,360
Indeed, he hath an excellent good name.

1252
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,880
His excellence did earn it, ere he had it.

1253
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,920
When are you married, madam?

1254
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,760
Why, every day, tomorrow.

1255
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,600
Come, go in, I'll show thee some attires,

1256
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,160
and have thy counsel me Which is the best

1257
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,840
to furnish me tomorrow.

1258
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,440
She's lined, I warrant you.

1259
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,960
We have caught her, madam.

1260
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:48,800
Well If it proves so,
then loving goes by haps.

1261
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:53,000
Some Cupid kills with
arrows, some with traps.

1262
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,080
What fire is in mine ears?

1263
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:20,880
Can this be true?

1264
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,560
Stand I condemned for
pride and scorn so much?

1265
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,000
Contempt, farewell!

1266
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,240
And maiden pride, adieu!

1267
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,080
No glory lives behind the back of such.

1268
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:44,040
And Benedick, love on.

1269
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,240
I will requite thee.

1270
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:53,960
Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand.

1271
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:02,480
If thou dost love, my
kindness shall incite thee

1272
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:05,600
to bind our loves up in a holy band.

1273
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,880
For others say thou dost deserve,

1274
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,080
and I believe it

1275
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,240
better than reportingly.

1276
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:25,520
[Elizabethan music]

1277
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,680
[metal clanging against metal]

1278
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,280
I do but stay till your
marriage be consummate,

1279
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,200
and then go I toward Aragon.

1280
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,800
I'll bring you thither, my
lord, if you'll vouchsafe me.

1281
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:39,240
Nay, that would be as great
a soil in the new gloss

1282
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,560
of your marriage as to
show a child his new coat

1283
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,520
and forbid him to wear it.

1284
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,480
I will only be bold with
Benedick for his company.

1285
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,520
For, from the crown of his
head to the sole of his foot,

1286
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:52,600
he is all mirth.

1287
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:57,120
He hath twice or thrice
cut Cupid's bow-string

1288
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,960
and the little hangman
dare not shoot at him.

1289
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:02,600
He hath a heart as sound as a bell

1290
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,880
and his tongue is the clapper.

1291
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:08,080
For what his heart
thinks his tongue speaks.

1292
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:13,360
Gallants, I am not as I have been.

1293
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,800
So say I, methinks you are sadder.

1294
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,480
I hope he be in love.

1295
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,400
Hang him, truant!

1296
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,080
There's no true drop of blood in him,

1297
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,120
to be truly touched with love.

1298
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,640
If he be sad, he wants money.

1299
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,000
I have the toothache.

1300
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,160
Draw it.

1301
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,000
Hang it!

1302
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000
[Claudio] You must hang it
first, and draw it afterwards.

1303
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,840
What, sigh for the toothache?

1304
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,800
Well, every one can master
a grief but he that has it.

1305
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,080
Yet say I, he is in love.

1306
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,880
There is no appearance of fancy in him,

1307
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,400
unless it be a fancy that
he hath to strange disguises

1308
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,560
as to be a Dutchman today,
a Frenchman to-morrow.

1309
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:50,040
Unless he have a fancy to this foolery,

1310
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,560
as it appears he hath,
he is no fool for fancy,

1311
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,240
as you would have it appear he is.

1312
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,040
If he be not in love with some woman,

1313
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:57,240
there's no believing old signs.

1314
01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,000
A brushes his hat o' mornings,

1315
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,480
what should that bode?

1316
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,000
Hath any man seen him at the barber's?

1317
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,720
No, but the barber's man
hath been seen with him.

1318
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:09,000
And the old ornament of
his cheek hath already

1319
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,160
stuffed tennis-balls.

1320
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,360
Indeed, he looks younger than he did,

1321
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,560
by the loss of a beard.

1322
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,640
Nay, a' rubs himself with civet.

1323
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,240
can you smell him out by that?

1324
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,680
Ah that's as much as to say,
the sweet youth's in love.

1325
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:24,720
The greatest note of it is his melancholy.

1326
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,320
And when was he wont to wash his face?

1327
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,920
Yea, or to paint himself?

1328
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,920
for the which I hear what they say of him.

1329
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,120
Ah nay, but his jesting spirit,

1330
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,520
which is now crept into a lute-string

1331
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,200
and governed with stops.

1332
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:43,640
Indeed, there hangs a heavy tale for him.

1333
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,920
Conclude, conclude he is in love.

1334
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,440
Nay, but I know who loves him.

1335
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,200
That would I know too.

1336
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,600
I'll warrant, one that knows him not.

1337
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,680
Yes, and his ill conditions,
and in despite of all,

1338
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,080
dies for him.

1339
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,600
She shall be buried with her face upward.

1340
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:01,400
Yet is this no charm for the toothache.

1341
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:06,720
Old signor, walk aside with me.

1342
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,840
I have studied eight or nine
wise words to speak to you,

1343
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,320
which these hobby-horses must not hear.

1344
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,240
[suppressed laughing]

1345
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:24,320
For my life, to break
with him about Beatrice.

1346
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,480
'Tis even so.

1347
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:27,680
Hero and Margaret have by
this played their parts

1348
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,640
with Beatrice, and then the two bears

1349
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,680
will not bite one another when they meet.

1350
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,240
My Lord and brother, God save you!

1351
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:36,400
Good den, brother.

1352
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,760
If your leisure's served,
I would speak with you.

1353
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:39,720
In private?

1354
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,800
If it please you, yet
Count Claudio may hear

1355
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,800
for what I would speak of concerns him.

1356
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,160
What's the matter?

1357
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,440
Means your lordship to
be married tomorrow?

1358
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:49,720
You know he does.

1359
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,640
[Don John] I know not that,
when he knows what I know.

1360
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:56,000
If there be any impediment,
I pray you discover it.

1361
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,040
You may think I love you not,
let that appear hereafter,

1362
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,920
and aim better at me by
that I now will manifest.

1363
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,480
For my brother, I think he holds you well,

1364
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,360
and in dearness of heart
hath holp to effect

1365
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,280
your ensuing marriage.

1366
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:13,560
surely suit ill spent
and labor ill bestowed.

1367
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,800
Why, what's the matter?

1368
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:18,160
I came hither to tell you,
and circumstances shortened,

1369
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,880
for she has been too long a talking of,

1370
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,400
the lady is disloyal.

1371
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,520
Who, Hero?

1372
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,080
Even she.

1373
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:31,560
Leonato's Hero, your
Hero, every man's Hero.

1374
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,280
Disloyal?

1375
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,960
The word is too good to
paint out her wickedness.

1376
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,640
I could say she were worse.

1377
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,760
Think you of a worse title,
and I will fit her to it.

1378
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,640
[splashing water]

1379
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:45,040
Wonder not till further warrant.

1380
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:47,840
Go but with me tonight, you shall see

1381
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:50,160
her chamber-window entered,

1382
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,080
even the night before her wedding-day.

1383
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:00,760
If you love her then, to-morrow wed her.

1384
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:04,440
But it would better fit your
honor to change your mind.

1385
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:06,920
May this be so?

1386
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:08,800
I will not think it.

1387
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:12,120
If you do not trust that you see,

1388
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:13,560
confess not that you know.

1389
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:18,880
If you will follow me,
I will show you enough,

1390
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:21,320
and when you have seen
more and heard more,

1391
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:22,520
proceed accordingly.

1392
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,720
If I see any thing to-night

1393
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,440
why I should not marry her tomorrow

1394
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:34,240
in the congregation, where I should wed,

1395
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,040
there will I shame her.

1396
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:40,640
And, as I wooed for thee to obtain her,

1397
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,880
I will join with thee to disgrace her.

1398
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,440
I will disparage her no farther
till you are my witnesses.

1399
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:48,240
Bear it coldly but till midnight,

1400
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:50,000
and let the issue show itself.

1401
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,120
Oh day untowardly turned!

1402
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,120
Oh mischief strangely thwarting!

1403
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,920
Oh plague right well prevented!

1404
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,760
So will you say when you
have seen the sequel.

1405
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,040
[cat howling]

1406
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,560
[dog barking]

1407
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,200
Stand.

1408
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,280
Are you good men and true?

1409
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,120
Yea, or else it were pity

1410
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,480
they should suffer
salvation, body and soul.

1411
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,400
Nay, it were a punishment
too good for them,

1412
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,000
if they should have
any allegiance in them,

1413
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,440
being chosen for the prince's watch.

1414
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:46,200
Well, give them their
charge, neighbor Dogberry.

1415
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:49,760
First, who think you the
most disheartless man

1416
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:50,880
to be constable?

1417
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:55,440
Hugh Oatcake, sir, or George Seacole,

1418
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,840
for they can write and read.

1419
01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:59,560
Come hither, neighbor Seacole.

1420
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:03,000
God hath blessed you with a good name,

1421
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,400
to be a well-favored man
is the gift of fortune,

1422
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:08,720
but to write and read comes by nature.

1423
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:09,680
Both which, master constable,--

1424
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,240
You have, I knew it would be your answer.

1425
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,240
Well, for your favor, sir, why thank God

1426
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:16,000
and make no boast about it.

1427
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,520
And for your writing and reading,

1428
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:21,360
let that appear when there
is no need for such vanity.

1429
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:25,280
You are thought here to be
the most senseless and fit man

1430
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:27,960
to be Constable of the watch.

1431
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,920
Therefore bear you the lantern.

1432
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:32,160
This is your charge.

1433
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:35,560
You shall comprehend all vagrom men

1434
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,400
and you are to bid any man
stand, in the Prince's name.

1435
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,240
How if a' will not stand?

1436
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,520
Why, take no note of him, let him go

1437
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,440
presently call up the rest of the watch

1438
01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:49,360
and thank God you are rid of a knave.

1439
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:51,520
If he will not stand when he is bidden,

1440
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:53,080
then he's none of the prince's subjects.

1441
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,520
True, and they are to meddle with none

1442
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,080
but the prince's subjects.

1443
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:59,960
Also you shall also make
no noise in the streets.

1444
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:03,280
For the watch to babble and
to talk is most tolerable,

1445
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:04,480
not to be endured.

1446
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,400
We would rather sleep than talk,

1447
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,000
we know what belongs to a watch.

1448
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,960
Why you speak like an ancient
and most quiet watchman.

1449
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:14,120
Although I cannot see how
sleeping should offend.

1450
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:18,480
Only, have a care your
bills be not stolen.

1451
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:21,000
Well, you are to call
at all the ale-houses,

1452
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,840
and bid those that are
drunk get them to bed.

1453
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,520
How if they will not?

1454
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:28,480
Well let them alone till they are sober.

1455
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:30,640
If they make you not
then the better answers

1456
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:33,960
why you may say they are not
the men you took them for.

1457
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,840
Well, sir.

1458
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,160
If you meet a thief, you may suspect him,

1459
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,360
by virtue of your office,
to be no true man.

1460
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:42,880
And when such kind of men,

1461
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,960
the less you meddle and make with them,

1462
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:47,480
why the more is for your honesty.

1463
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:48,960
If we know him to be a thief,

1464
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,680
shall we not lay hands on him?

1465
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:52,400
True by your office, you may,

1466
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:55,520
but I think those that
touch pitch will be defiled.

1467
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,360
No the most peaceable way for
you, if you do take a thief,

1468
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:01,440
is let him show himself for what he is

1469
01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:04,680
and steal out of your company.

1470
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:05,520
[laughing]

1471
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,280
You have been always called
a merciful man, partner.

1472
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,360
Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will,

1473
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,560
much more a man who
hath any honesty in him.

1474
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:16,640
If you hear a child cry in the night,

1475
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:19,760
you must call to the nurse
and bid her still it.

1476
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,400
How if the nurse be asleep
and will not hear us?

1477
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,000
Why then, depart in peace,

1478
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,680
and let the child wake her with crying.

1479
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,120
For the ewe that will not
hear her lamb that baas

1480
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,320
will never answer a calf that bleats.

1481
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,600
'Tis very true.

1482
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,360
This is the end of your charge.

1483
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:42,840
You constable, are to present
the Prince's own person.

1484
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,720
If you meet the Prince in
the night, you may stay him.

1485
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,240
Nay, by'r our lady,
that I think a' cannot.

1486
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,120
Five shillings to one on't any
man who knows the statutes,

1487
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:53,960
he may stay him.

1488
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:59,000
Marry, not without the Prince be willing.

1489
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,600
For the watch ought to offend no man

1490
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:03,920
and it is an offense to
stay a man against his will.

1491
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,920
By'r lady, I think it be so.

1492
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,480
Well masters, good night.

1493
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:13,480
An there be any matter of
weight chances call up me.

1494
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:17,960
Keep your fellows' counsels
and your own, and good night.

1495
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:18,960
Come, neighbor.

1496
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,480
Well, masters, we hear our charge.

1497
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:25,000
Let us go sit here upon
the church-bench until two,

1498
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,080
and then all to bed.

1499
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:28,880
One word more, honest neighbors.

1500
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,720
I pray you watch about
Signor Leonato's door,

1501
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,080
the wedding being there to-morrow

1502
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,880
there is a great coil to-night.

1503
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:39,600
Adieu, be vigitant, I beseech you.

1504
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:47,040
[Elizabethan music]

1505
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,280
[Borachio] What Conrade!

1506
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,520
Peace! stir not.

1507
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,640
Conrade, I say!

1508
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:04,240
Here, man, I'm at thy elbow.

1509
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:06,400
Matt, and my elbow itched,

1510
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,720
I thought there would a scab follow.

1511
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:10,480
I'll owe thee an answer for that.

1512
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,760
Now forward with thy tale.

1513
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,960
Stand thee close under this pent-house,

1514
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:19,080
for it drizzles rain, and I
will, like a true drunkard,

1515
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,760
utter all to thee.

1516
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:23,480
Some treason, masters, yet stand close.

1517
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:26,200
Therefore know I have earned of Don John

1518
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,720
a thousand ducats.

1519
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:30,040
Is it possible any
villainy could be so dear?

1520
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,520
Thou shouldst rather ask
if it were possible any

1521
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,560
villainy should be so rich,

1522
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,160
for when rich villains
have need of poor ones,

1523
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:38,920
poor ones may make what price they will.

1524
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:40,640
I wonder at it.

1525
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:42,400
That shows thou art unconfirmed.

1526
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:45,680
Thou knowest that the fashion
of a doublet, or a hat,

1527
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:47,440
or a cloak, is nothing to a man.

1528
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,760
Yes, it is apparel.

1529
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:49,960
I mean, the fashion.

1530
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:51,480
Yes, the fashion is the fashion.

1531
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:52,320
Tush!

1532
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:55,960
I may as well say the fool's the fool.

1533
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:59,800
But seest thou not what a
deformed thief this fashion is?

1534
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:01,960
I know that deformed
he as been a vile thief

1535
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,280
this seven year, he goes up
and down like a gentleman,

1536
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:06,360
I remember his name.

1537
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:08,760
Didst thou not hear somebody?

1538
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,960
[muffled speaking]

1539
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,800
No, 'twas the vane on the house.

1540
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,600
Seest thou not, I say,
what a deformed thief

1541
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:18,920
this fashion is?

1542
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:21,520
how giddily a' turns
about all the hot bloods

1543
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,480
between 14 and five and 30?

1544
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:28,080
Art not thou thyself giddy
with the fashion too,

1545
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:30,000
that thou hast shifted out of thy tale

1546
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,360
in telling me of the fashion?

1547
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:32,920
Not so, neither.

1548
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:38,200
But know I have tonight wooed Margaret,

1549
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,600
the Lady Hero's gentlewoman,
by the name of Hero.

1550
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:46,160
She leans me out of her
mistress' chamber-window,

1551
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:50,560
bids me a thousand times good night.

1552
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:52,400
[laughing]

1553
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:55,840
I tell this tale vilely,
I should first tell thee

1554
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:58,560
how the Prince, and Claudio and my master,

1555
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,480
planted and placed and possessed

1556
01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:02,320
by my master Don John,

1557
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:06,480
saw afar off in the orchard
this amiable encounter.

1558
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:08,640
And thought they Margaret was Hero?

1559
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:12,080
Two of them did, the Prince and Claudio.

1560
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,600
But the devil my master
knew she was Margaret

1561
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:18,400
and partly by his oaths,
which first possessed them,

1562
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:21,680
partly by the dark night,
which did deceive them,

1563
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:24,080
but chiefly by my villainy,

1564
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,480
which did confirm any slander
that Don John had made,

1565
01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:30,480
away went Claudio enraged.

1566
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,520
Swore he would meet her,
as he was appointed,

1567
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:35,200
next morning at the temple, and there,

1568
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,920
before the whole congregation,

1569
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,480
shame her with what he saw o'er night

1570
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:43,120
and send her home again without a husband.

1571
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:45,040
[laughing]

1572
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:48,520
We charge you, in the
Prince's name, stand!

1573
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:50,320
Call up the right master constable.

1574
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,280
We have here recovered the
most dangerous piece of lechery

1575
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:54,680
that ever was known in the commonwealth.

1576
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:57,320
And one deformed is one
of them, I know him,

1577
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:58,440
a' wears a lock.

1578
01:16:58,440 --> 01:16:59,440
Masters, masters.

1579
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:02,480
You'll be made bring deformed
forth, I warrant you.

1580
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:03,320
Masters.

1581
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:08,000
Never speak, we charge you let us obey you

1582
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,800
to go with us.

1583
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,320
We are likely to prove a goodly commodity,

1584
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:14,560
being taken up of these men's bills.

1585
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,120
A commodity in question, I warrant you.

1586
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:19,760
Come, we'll obey you.

1587
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,520
[dogs barking]

1588
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,480
Good Ursula, wake my cousin Beatrice,

1589
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:37,920
and desire her to rise.

1590
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,160
I will, lady.

1591
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:42,560
And bid her come hither.

1592
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:43,360
Well.

1593
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:49,400
Troth, I think your
other rabato were better.

1594
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,320
No, pray thee, good Meg, I'll wear this.

1595
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,720
By my troth, it's not so good,

1596
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,880
and I warrant your cousin will say so.

1597
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,880
My cousin's a fool, and thou art another,

1598
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,320
I'll wear none but this.

1599
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:05,520
I like the new tire within excellently,

1600
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,080
if the hair were a thought browner;

1601
01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:13,640
and your gown's a most
rare fashion, i' faith.

1602
01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:17,080
I saw the Duchess of Milan's
gown that they praise so.

1603
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,960
Oh, that exceeds, they say.

1604
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,600
By my troth, it's but a
night-gown in respect of yours,

1605
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,720
cloth o' gold, and cuts,
and laced with silver,

1606
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,400
set with pearls, down
sleeves, side sleeves,

1607
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:30,360
and skirts, round underborne
with a bluish tinsel.

1608
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:36,520
But for a fine, quaint,
graceful and excellent fashion,

1609
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,280
yours is worth ten on't.

1610
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,560
Well God give me joy to wear it!

1611
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:41,720
for my heart is exceedingly heavy.

1612
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:45,520
'Twill be heavier soon
by the weight of a man.

1613
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,840
Fie upon thee art not ashamed?

1614
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,840
Of what, lady?

1615
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:51,080
Of speaking honorably?

1616
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:54,160
Is not marriage honorable in a beggar?

1617
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:56,720
Is not your lord honorable
without marriage?

1618
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,240
I think you would have me say,

1619
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,320
"saving your reverence, a husband."

1620
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:01,720
and bad thinking do not
wrest true speaking,

1621
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:03,960
I'll offend nobody.

1622
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:07,760
Is there any harm in the
heavier for a husband?

1623
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:09,680
None, I think, and it be the right husband

1624
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,000
and the right wife,

1625
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,880
otherwise 'tis light, and not heavy.

1626
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:15,080
Ask my Lady Beatrice else, here she comes.

1627
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:16,920
Oh good morrow, cuz.

1628
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,160
Good morrow, sweet Hero.

1629
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,160
[Hero] Oh how now?

1630
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,720
Dost thou speak in the sick tune?

1631
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:26,440
I am out of all other tune, methinks.

1632
01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:29,240
Clap's into Light o' love
that goes without a burden.

1633
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,560
Do you sing it, and I'll dance it.

1634
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:32,840
Ye light o' love, with your heels.

1635
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:34,600
'Tis almost five o'clock, cuz,

1636
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:37,040
'tis time you were ready.

1637
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:40,560
By my troth, I am exceeding ill,

1638
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,000
heigh-ho!

1639
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,600
For a hawk, a horse, or a husband?

1640
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,080
For the letter that begins them all, huh.

1641
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:51,160
Well, and you be not turned Turk,

1642
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,000
there's no more sailing by the star.

1643
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,640
What means the fool trow?

1644
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:59,520
Nothing I, but God send every
one their heart's desire.

1645
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:01,640
These gloves the count sent me,

1646
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:03,440
they are of excellent perfume.

1647
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,640
I'm stuffed, cousin, I cannot smell.

1648
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:08,680
A maid, and stuffed, there's
goodly catching of cold.

1649
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,680
Oh God help me!

1650
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:12,480
God help me!

1651
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:15,040
How long have you professed apprehension?

1652
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:17,880
Even since you left it, doth
not my wit become me rarely?

1653
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,760
It is not seen often enough,

1654
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:21,800
you should wear it in your cap.

1655
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,520
By my troth, I am ill.

1656
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,880
Get you some of this
distilled Carduus Benedictus,

1657
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:29,920
and lay it to your heart.

1658
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,600
It is the only thing for a qualm.

1659
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:34,480
There thou prickest her with a thistle.

1660
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:35,320
Benedictus!

1661
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,520
why Benedictus?

1662
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:41,560
You have some moral
meaning in this Benedictus?

1663
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:43,040
Moral!

1664
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:45,640
No, by my troth, I have no moral meaning.

1665
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,120
I meant, plain holy-thistle.

1666
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:50,880
You may think perchance that
I think you are in love,

1667
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,440
nay, by'r lady, I am not such a fool

1668
01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:54,880
to think what I list, nor I
list not to think what I can,

1669
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:55,960
nor indeed I cannot think,

1670
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:57,800
if I would think my heart
out of thinking, that you

1671
01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:59,760
are in love or that you
will be in love or that you

1672
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:00,880
can be in love.

1673
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:04,840
Yet Benedick was such another,
and now he's become a man.

1674
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:07,720
He swore he would never
marry, and yet now,

1675
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:11,080
in despite of his heart, he
eats his meat without grudging.

1676
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:13,240
And how you may be converted I know not,

1677
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:15,480
but methinks you look with
your eyes as other women do.

1678
01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:17,080
What pace is this that thy tongue keeps?

1679
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,200
Not a false gallop.

1680
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:19,040
Madam,

1681
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:23,040
withdraw, the Prince, the
Count, Signor Benedick,

1682
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:24,840
Don John, and all the
gallants of the town,

1683
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,680
are come to fetch you to church.

1684
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:31,840
Help to dress me, good
cuz, good Meg, good Ursula.

1685
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,040
[laughing]

1686
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:40,240
What would you with me, honest neighbor?

1687
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:43,200
Marry, sir, I would have
some confidence with you

1688
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,120
that discerns you nearly.

1689
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:48,560
Brief, I pray you for you see
it is a busy time with me.

1690
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,360
Marry, this it is, sir.

1691
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,400
In truth it is, sir.

1692
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,040
What is it, my good friends?

1693
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:56,840
Good man Verges, speaks a
little off the matter sir,

1694
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:59,520
an old man, his wits are
not as blunt as, God help,

1695
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:00,800
I would desire they were.

1696
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:04,440
But, in faith, honest as
the skin between his brows.

1697
01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:08,080
Yes, I thank God I am as
honest as any man living

1698
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:11,400
that is an old man and no honester than I.

1699
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,480
[laughing]

1700
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:16,160
Comparisons are odorous,
palabras neighbor Verges.

1701
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:19,120
Neighbors, you are tedious.

1702
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:22,400
If't pleases your worship to say so,

1703
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,000
but we are the poor duke's officers,

1704
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,120
and truly, for mine own part,

1705
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:28,480
if I were as tedious as a king,

1706
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:30,920
I could find it in my
heart to bestow it all

1707
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:32,800
of your worship.

1708
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:34,800
All thy tediousness on me, ah?

1709
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:38,000
Yea, an 'twere a thousand
pounds more than 'tis,

1710
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,360
for I head as good
exclamation on your worship

1711
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,840
as any man in the city.

1712
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:45,560
Though I be but a poor
man, I am glad to hear it.

1713
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:46,840
And so am I.

1714
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:48,400
I would fain know what you have to say.

1715
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,480
-Sir.
-Marry, sir,

1716
01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:53,960
our watch tonight, excepting
your worship's presence,

1717
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:57,840
ha' ta'en a couple of as arrant
knaves as any in Messina.

1718
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,560
A good old man, sir but he will be talking

1719
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:03,520
as they say, when the age
is in, the wit is out,

1720
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,440
God help us tis a world to see.

1721
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:07,840
Well said, i' faith, neighbor Verges.

1722
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:11,680
Well, God is a good man,
an two men ride of a horse,

1723
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:13,880
one must ride behind.

1724
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,080
An honest soul, i' faith, by my troth

1725
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:17,600
as ever broke bread.

1726
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,760
But God is to be worshiped,
all men are not alike,

1727
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:22,960
alas, good neighbor.

1728
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:25,880
Indeed, neighbor, he
comes too short of you.

1729
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:27,680
Gifts that God gives.

1730
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,280
I must leave you.

1731
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:30,320
One word, sir.

1732
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,800
Our watch, sir, have indeed comprehended

1733
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:39,120
two auspicious persons, which
we would have this morning

1734
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:41,040
examined before your worship.

1735
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:45,160
Take the examination
yourself and bring it me.

1736
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:47,840
I'm now in great haste,
as it may appear unto you.

1737
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:49,320
It shall be suffigance.

1738
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,600
Drink some wine ere you go, fare you well.

1739
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:55,440
My lord, they stay for you

1740
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:57,120
to give your daughter to her husband.

1741
01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:58,840
I'll wait upon them, I am ready.

1742
01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:03,720
Go partner, get you to Francis Seacole,

1743
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:06,480
bid him bring his pen
and inkhorn to the jail.

1744
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:08,640
We are now to examination these men.

1745
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:10,720
And we must do it wisely.

1746
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:12,480
We will spare no wit, I warrant you.

1747
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:15,760
Here's that shall drive
some of them to a non-come,

1748
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:18,120
only get the learned
writer to set down our

1749
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:20,440
excommunication, meet me at the jail.

1750
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,560
[lips vibrating]

1751
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:41,800
[fanfare music]

1752
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:12,080
Come, Friar Francis, be brief.

1753
01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:14,160
Only to the plain form of marriage,

1754
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:17,000
and you shall recount their
particular duties afterwards.

1755
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:20,520
You come hither, my
lord, to marry this lady.

1756
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:24,600
No.

1757
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:31,360
To be married to her friar,
you come to marry her.

1758
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,640
[laughing]

1759
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:41,880
Lady, you come hither to
be married to this Count.

1760
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,360
I do.

1761
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:45,680
If either of you know any
inward impediment why you

1762
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,800
should not be conjoined, I
charge you, on your souls,

1763
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:48,920
to utter it.

1764
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:52,960
Know you any, Hero?

1765
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:54,760
None, my lord.

1766
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,200
Know you any, count?

1767
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,800
I dare make his answer, none.

1768
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:04,200
Oh, what men dare do, what men may do!

1769
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:05,960
What men daily do, not
knowing what they do!

1770
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:08,200
How now, interjections?

1771
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:10,480
Why, then, some be of
laughing, ha, ha, ha.

1772
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:14,480
Stand thee by, friar.

1773
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:28,280
Father, by your leave

1774
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:32,480
will you with free and unconstrained soul

1775
01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:34,200
give me this maid, your daughter?

1776
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:38,320
As freely, son, as God did give her me.

1777
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,760
And what have I to give you back,

1778
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:45,880
whose worth may counterpoise
this rich and precious gift?

1779
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:50,000
Nothing, unless you render her again.

1780
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,760
Sweet prince, you learn
me noble thankfulness.

1781
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:57,800
There, Leonato, take her back again.

1782
01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:01,480
Give not this rotten
orange to your friend.

1783
01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:05,040
She's but the sign and
semblance of her honor.

1784
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:09,200
Behold how like a maid she blushes here,

1785
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,160
oh, what authority and show of truth

1786
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:15,840
can cunning sin cover itself withal.

1787
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:18,040
Comes not this blood as modest evidence

1788
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,720
to witness simple virtue?

1789
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,240
Would you not swear all you that see her,

1790
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,560
that she were a maid by
these exterior shows?

1791
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:28,360
But she is none.

1792
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:32,360
She knows the heat of a luxurious bed,

1793
01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:34,200
[gasping]

1794
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:37,440
Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty.

1795
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:40,160
What do you mean, my lord?

1796
01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:44,040
Not to be married, not to knit my soul

1797
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,480
to an approved wanton.

1798
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:50,560
Dear my lord, if you in your own proof,

1799
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:52,280
have vanquish'd the
resistance of her youth,

1800
01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:54,360
and made defeat of her virginity.

1801
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:55,760
I know what you would say,

1802
01:27:56,640 --> 01:28:00,160
if I have known her, you
will say she did embrace me

1803
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:02,760
as a husband, and so
extenuate the 'forehand sin.

1804
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:06,360
No, Leonato, I never tempted
her with word too large

1805
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:08,440
but, as a brother to his sister,

1806
01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:10,080
showed bashful sincerity and comely love.

1807
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:12,480
And seemed I ever otherwise to you?

1808
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:14,800
Out on thee Seeming, I
will write against it.

1809
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:20,560
You seem to me as Dian in her orb,

1810
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:24,360
as chaste as is the bud ere it be blown.

1811
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:29,200
But you are more intemperate
in your blood than Venus,

1812
01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:33,200
or those pampered animals that
rage in savage sensuality.

1813
01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:36,320
Is my lord well, that
he doth speak so wide?

1814
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:38,840
Sweet Prince, why speak not you?

1815
01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:42,160
What should I speak?

1816
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:44,880
I stand dishonored, that have gone about

1817
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:48,240
to link my dear friend to a common stale.

1818
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,560
Are these things spoken,
or do I but dream?

1819
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:00,760
Sir, they are spoken, and
these things are true.

1820
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:02,680
This looks not like a nuptial.

1821
01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:03,520
True!

1822
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:07,520
Oh God.

1823
01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:10,960
Leonato, stand I here?

1824
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:12,840
Is this the prince?

1825
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:13,640
Is this the prince's brother?

1826
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:14,880
Is this face Hero's?

1827
01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:16,200
Are our eyes our own?

1828
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,960
All this is so, but what of this, my lord?

1829
01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:21,280
Let me but move one
question to your daughter

1830
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:24,240
And by that fatherly and kindly
power that you have in her

1831
01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:25,880
bid her answer truly.

1832
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:28,920
I charge thee do so, as thou art my child.

1833
01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:33,680
Oh God defend me, how am I beset?

1834
01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:35,600
What kind of catechising call you this?

1835
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,160
Make you answer truly to your name.

1836
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:39,000
Is it not Hero?

1837
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,680
Who can blot that name
with any just reproach?

1838
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:43,760
Marry, that can Hero,

1839
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,040
Hero itself can blot out Hero's virtue.

1840
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:50,640
What man was he talked
with you yesternight

1841
01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:54,160
out at your window betwixt twelve and one?

1842
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:59,520
Now, if you are a maid answer to this.

1843
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:03,480
I talked with no man
at that hour, my lord.

1844
01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:05,640
Why, then are you no maiden.

1845
01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:09,680
Leonato, I am sorry you must hear.

1846
01:30:09,680 --> 01:30:14,680
Upon mine honor, Myself, my
brother and this grieved Count

1847
01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:18,560
did see her, hear her,
at that hour last night

1848
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:21,680
talk with a ruffian at her chamber-window.

1849
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:24,440
Who hath indeed, most
like a liberal villain,

1850
01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:26,480
confessed the vile
encounters they have had

1851
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:28,160
a thousand times in secret.

1852
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:29,760
Fie, fie! they are not
to be named, my lord,

1853
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:30,920
Not to be spoke of.

1854
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:33,920
There is not chastity enough in language

1855
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:35,800
without offense to utter them.

1856
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:39,040
Thus, pretty lady, I am sorry
for thy much misgovernment.

1857
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:39,880
Oh Hero,

1858
01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:44,200
what a Hero hadst thou been,

1859
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:47,080
if half thy outward graces had been placed

1860
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,800
about thy thoughts and
counsels of thy heart.

1861
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:56,160
But fare thee well, most foul,

1862
01:30:57,680 --> 01:30:58,520
most fair.

1863
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:04,320
Farewell thou pure impiety
and impious purity.

1864
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:10,360
For thee I'll lock up
all the gates of love,

1865
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:13,160
and on my eyelids shall conjecture hang

1866
01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:15,560
to turn all beauty into thoughts of harm,

1867
01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:18,720
and never shall it more be gracious.

1868
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,520
Hath no man's dagger here a point for me?

1869
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:29,360
[body falling to floor]

1870
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:33,200
Why, how now, cousin,
wherefore sink you down?

1871
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:34,480
Come let us go.

1872
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:39,480
These things, come thus to
light, smother her spirits up.

1873
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:45,560
How doth the lady?

1874
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:47,040
Dead, I think.

1875
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:51,200
Uncle, Hero, why, Hero,

1876
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:56,040
Uncle, Signor Benedick, Friar.

1877
01:31:57,480 --> 01:32:00,760
Oh fate, take not away thy heavy hand.

1878
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:03,440
Death is the fairest cover for her shame

1879
01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:04,720
that may be wished for.

1880
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,560
How now, cousin.

1881
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:10,560
Have comfort, lady.

1882
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:14,800
Dost thou look up?

1883
01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:17,600
Yea, wherefore should she not?

1884
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:18,400
Wherefore!

1885
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:22,880
Why doth not every earthly
thing cry shame upon her?

1886
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:27,880
Could she here deny the story
that is printed in her blood?

1887
01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:30,640
Do not live, Hero, do not ope thine eyes.

1888
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:34,200
For, did I think thou
wouldst not quickly die,

1889
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:37,560
thought I thy spirits were
stronger than thy shames,

1890
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:39,800
myself would, on the
rearward of reproaches

1891
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:41,360
strike at thy life.

1892
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:46,040
Grieved I, I had but one?

1893
01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:49,040
Chid I for that at frugal nature's frames?

1894
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:52,280
Oh, one too much by thee, why had I one?

1895
01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:55,280
Why ever wast thou lovely in my eyes?

1896
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:58,760
Why had I not with charitable hand took up

1897
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:00,760
a beggar's issue at my gates,

1898
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:03,560
who smirched thus and mired
with infamy, I might have said

1899
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:04,720
"No part of this is mine.

1900
01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:07,400
"This shame derives itself
from unknown loins."

1901
01:33:08,320 --> 01:33:12,160
But mine and mine I
loved and mine I praised,

1902
01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:14,160
and mine that I was proud on,

1903
01:33:15,480 --> 01:33:19,920
mine so much that I myself
was to myself not mine

1904
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:21,160
valuing of her.

1905
01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:25,240
Why she, oh she is fallen

1906
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:29,120
Into a pit of ink,

1907
01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:33,480
that the wide sea hath drops
too few to wash her clean again

1908
01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:36,160
and salt too little in
which season give her

1909
01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:38,000
foul-tainted flesh.

1910
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:41,600
Sir, sir, be patient.

1911
01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:45,720
For my part I am so attired in wonder,

1912
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:47,280
I know not what to say.

1913
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:49,280
Oh, upon my soul, my cousin is belied!

1914
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:54,080
Lady, were you her bedfellow last night?

1915
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:54,920
No.

1916
01:33:57,120 --> 01:34:00,160
Truly not, although until last night,

1917
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:02,120
I have this twelvemonth
been her bedfellow.

1918
01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:03,280
Confirmed, confirmed!

1919
01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:07,400
Oh, that is stronger made than was before

1920
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:09,240
barred up with ribs of iron.

1921
01:34:10,360 --> 01:34:13,640
Would the two princes lie, and Claudio lie

1922
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,640
who loved her so, that
speaking of her foulness,

1923
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:17,040
washed it with tears?

1924
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:19,520
Hence from her, let her die.

1925
01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:21,200
Hear me a little,

1926
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,400
for I have only been silent so long

1927
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:27,800
and given way unto this course of fortune

1928
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:29,680
by noting of the lady.

1929
01:34:31,920 --> 01:34:35,000
I have marked a thousand
blushing apparitions

1930
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:36,840
to start into her face,

1931
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:40,400
a thousand innocent
shames in angel whiteness

1932
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:41,920
beat away those blushes.

1933
01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:46,280
And in her eye there hath
appeared a fire to burn

1934
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:50,800
the errors that these princes
hold against her maiden truth.

1935
01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:57,400
Call me a fool,

1936
01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:00,800
trust not my reading nor my observations,

1937
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:02,480
which with experimental seal doth warrant

1938
01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:04,280
the tenor of my book.

1939
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:09,160
Trust not my age, my reverence,
calling, nor divinity,

1940
01:35:09,160 --> 01:35:11,880
if this sweet lady lie not guiltless here

1941
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:13,560
under some biting error.

1942
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:15,960
Friar, it cannot be.

1943
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:18,560
Thou seest that all the
grace that she hath left is

1944
01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:21,520
that she will not add to her
damnation the sin of perjury.

1945
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:23,200
she not denies it.

1946
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:27,920
Why seek'st thou then to cover with excuse

1947
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:30,680
that which appears in proper nakedness?

1948
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:34,560
Lady, what man is he you are accused of?

1949
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:39,280
They know that do accuse me, I know none.

1950
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:42,720
If I know more of any man alive than that

1951
01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:44,320
which maiden modesty doth warrant,

1952
01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:46,960
let all my sins lack mercy!

1953
01:35:49,320 --> 01:35:53,160
Oh my father, prove you that any man

1954
01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:55,560
with me conversed at hours unmeet,

1955
01:35:55,560 --> 01:35:57,480
or that I yesternight maintained

1956
01:35:57,480 --> 01:35:59,920
the change of words with any creature,

1957
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:02,600
refuse me, hate me,

1958
01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:06,040
torture me to death.

1959
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:10,560
There is some strange
misprision in the princes.

1960
01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:12,760
Two of them have the very bent of honor,

1961
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:16,760
and if their wisdoms be misled in this,

1962
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:19,080
the practice of it lives
in John the bastard,

1963
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:23,280
whose spirits toil in frame of villainies.

1964
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:25,400
I know not.

1965
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:32,000
If they speak but truth of her,
these hands shall tear her.

1966
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:34,520
If they wrong her honor,

1967
01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:38,520
the proudest of them
shall well hear of it.

1968
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:42,000
Time hath not yet so
dried this blood of mine,

1969
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:44,800
nor age so eat up my invention,

1970
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:47,240
nor fortune made such havoc of my means,

1971
01:36:47,240 --> 01:36:49,880
nor my bad life reft me of such friends,

1972
01:36:49,880 --> 01:36:53,960
but they shall find awaked in such a kind,

1973
01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:58,200
both strength of limb and policy of mind,

1974
01:36:58,200 --> 01:37:00,760
ability in means and choice of friends,

1975
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:02,640
to quit me of them throughly.

1976
01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:04,440
Pause awhile,

1977
01:37:04,440 --> 01:37:07,160
And let my counsel sway you in this case.

1978
01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:23,960
Your daughter here the
princes left for dead.

1979
01:37:23,960 --> 01:37:26,240
Let her awhile be secretly kept in,

1980
01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:28,480
and publish it that she is dead indeed.

1981
01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:30,600
maintain a mourning ostentation

1982
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:33,840
and on your family's old
monument hang mournful epitaphs

1983
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:37,160
and do all rites that
appertain unto a burial.

1984
01:37:37,160 --> 01:37:38,960
What shall become of this?

1985
01:37:38,960 --> 01:37:40,080
what will this do?

1986
01:37:40,080 --> 01:37:42,880
Marry, this well carried
shall on her behalf

1987
01:37:42,880 --> 01:37:45,680
change slander to remorse,

1988
01:37:45,680 --> 01:37:47,440
that is some good.

1989
01:37:48,680 --> 01:37:52,400
But not for that dream I
on this strange course,

1990
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:55,280
but on this travail
look for greater birth.

1991
01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:58,400
She dying, as it must so be maintained,

1992
01:37:58,400 --> 01:38:00,760
upon the instant that she was accused,

1993
01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:05,760
shall be lamented, pitied
and excused of every hearer.

1994
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:10,000
For it so falls out that what we have

1995
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,440
we prize not to the
worth whiles we enjoy it,

1996
01:38:12,440 --> 01:38:17,320
but being lacked and lost,
why then we rack the value,

1997
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:20,560
then we find the virtue that
possession would not show us

1998
01:38:20,560 --> 01:38:21,760
whiles it was ours.

1999
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:25,520
So will it fare with Claudio.

2000
01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:30,200
When he shall hear she
died upon his words,

2001
01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:34,280
the idea of her life shall
sweetly creep into his study

2002
01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:35,360
of imagination,

2003
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:39,360
And every lovely organ of
her life shall come appareled

2004
01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:42,560
in more precious habit,
more moving-delicate

2005
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:46,600
and full of life, into the
eye and prospect of his soul

2006
01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:51,360
than when she lived indeed.

2007
01:38:52,480 --> 01:38:57,480
Then shall he mourn, if ever
love had interest in his liver,

2008
01:38:57,560 --> 01:38:59,520
And wish he had not so accused her.

2009
01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:03,920
No, though he thought his accusation true.

2010
01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:08,640
Let this be so, and doubt not but success

2011
01:39:08,640 --> 01:39:10,160
will fashion the event in better shape

2012
01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:12,800
than I can lay it down in likelihood.

2013
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:14,840
But if all aim but this be leveled false,

2014
01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:16,480
the supposition of the lady's death

2015
01:39:16,480 --> 01:39:19,600
will quench the wonder of her infamy.

2016
01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:23,600
And if it sort not well,
you may conceal her

2017
01:39:23,600 --> 01:39:26,480
as best befits her wounded reputation,

2018
01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:29,360
in some reclusive and religious life,

2019
01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:34,360
out of all eyes, tongues,
minds and injuries.

2020
01:39:35,680 --> 01:39:40,680
Signor Leonato, let the Friar advise you.

2021
01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:44,840
And though you know my inwardness and love

2022
01:39:44,840 --> 01:39:46,880
is very much unto the Prince and Claudio,

2023
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:50,320
Yet, by mine honor, I will
deal in this as secretly

2024
01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:52,880
and justly as your soul
should with your body.

2025
01:39:54,920 --> 01:39:58,440
Being that I flow in grief,

2026
01:39:58,440 --> 01:40:00,440
the smallest twine may lead me.

2027
01:40:01,280 --> 01:40:03,000
'Tis well consented.

2028
01:40:04,160 --> 01:40:05,600
Presently away.

2029
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:11,400
For to strange sores
strangely we strain the cure.

2030
01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:19,200
Come, lady, die to live

2031
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:21,840
this wedding-day Perhaps is but prolonged,

2032
01:40:22,960 --> 01:40:26,080
have patience and endure.

2033
01:40:45,360 --> 01:40:48,160
Lady Beatrice, have you
wept all this while?

2034
01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:52,720
Yea, and I will weep a while longer.

2035
01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:54,840
I will not desire that.

2036
01:40:57,320 --> 01:41:00,560
You have no reason, I do it freely.

2037
01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:03,040
Surely I do believe your
fair cousin is wronged.

2038
01:41:04,360 --> 01:41:05,200
Ah,

2039
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:10,480
how much might the man deserve of me

2040
01:41:10,480 --> 01:41:11,680
that would right her!

2041
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:16,040
Is there any way to show such friendship?

2042
01:41:16,040 --> 01:41:20,560
A very even way, but no such friend.

2043
01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:21,760
May a man do it?

2044
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:23,920
It is a man's office,

2045
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:27,040
but not yours.

2046
01:41:31,680 --> 01:41:34,280
I do love nothing in the
world so well as you.

2047
01:41:42,080 --> 01:41:43,760
Is not that strange?

2048
01:41:46,200 --> 01:41:47,640
As strange as

2049
01:41:51,040 --> 01:41:52,240
the thing I know not.

2050
01:41:55,280 --> 01:41:57,280
It were as possible for me to say

2051
01:41:57,280 --> 01:41:59,360
I loved nothing so well as you.

2052
01:41:59,360 --> 01:42:02,360
but believe me not, and yet I lie not,

2053
01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:07,360
I confess nothing, nor I deny nothing.

2054
01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:10,800
I am sorry for my cousin.

2055
01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:12,880
By my sword Beatrice, thou lovest me.

2056
01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:15,560
Do not swear, and eat it.

2057
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:16,640
I will swear by it that you love me,

2058
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:19,320
and I'll make him eat it
that says I love not you.

2059
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:23,440
Will you not eat your word?

2060
01:42:23,440 --> 01:42:25,240
With no sauce that can be devised to it.

2061
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:28,680
I protest I love thee.

2062
01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:31,400
Why then, God forgive me!

2063
01:42:31,400 --> 01:42:32,800
For what offense, sweet Beatrice?

2064
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:34,040
You stayed me in a happy hour,

2065
01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:35,160
I was about to protest I loved you.

2066
01:42:35,160 --> 01:42:37,040
And do it with all thy heart.

2067
01:42:40,400 --> 01:42:42,440
I love you with so much of my heart

2068
01:42:42,440 --> 01:42:44,720
that none is left to protest.

2069
01:42:44,720 --> 01:42:48,560
Come, bid me do any thing for thee.

2070
01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:49,880
Kill Claudio.

2071
01:42:55,680 --> 01:42:58,840
Ha,

2072
01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:00,320
not for the wide world.

2073
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,520
You kill me to deny it, farewell.

2074
01:43:04,520 --> 01:43:05,760
Tarry, sweet Beatrice.

2075
01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:10,760
No, I am gone, though I am
here, there is no love in you.

2076
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:12,480
I pray you, let me go.

2077
01:43:12,480 --> 01:43:13,320
Nay, good Beatrice.

2078
01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:14,560
In faith, I will go.

2079
01:43:14,560 --> 01:43:15,520
We'll be friends first.

2080
01:43:15,520 --> 01:43:17,360
You dare easier be friends with me

2081
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:19,040
than fight with mine enemy.

2082
01:43:19,040 --> 01:43:20,680
Is Claudio thine enemy?

2083
01:43:20,680 --> 01:43:23,160
Is he not approved in
the height a villain,

2084
01:43:23,160 --> 01:43:26,720
that hath slandered, scorned,
dishonored my kinswoman?

2085
01:43:27,680 --> 01:43:29,960
Oh that I were a man!

2086
01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:34,120
What, bear her in hand until
they come to take hands,

2087
01:43:34,120 --> 01:43:39,040
and then, with public
accusation, uncovered slander,

2088
01:43:39,040 --> 01:43:41,080
unmitigated rancor.

2089
01:43:41,080 --> 01:43:44,680
Oh God, that I were a man,

2090
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:47,200
I would eat his heart in the market-place.

2091
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:48,040
Hear me, Beatrice,--

2092
01:43:48,040 --> 01:43:51,360
Talk with a man out at a
window, a proper saying.

2093
01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:52,200
Nay, but, Beatrice,--

2094
01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:55,000
Sweet Hero, she is
wronged, she is slandered,

2095
01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:55,960
she is undone.

2096
01:43:55,960 --> 01:43:56,960
Beat--

2097
01:43:56,960 --> 01:44:00,880
Princes and counties, oh
surely, a princely testimony,

2098
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:05,480
a goodly count, Count Comfect,
a sweet gallant surely.

2099
01:44:05,480 --> 01:44:09,320
Oh that I were a man for his sake.

2100
01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:14,000
Or that I had any friend
would be a man for my sake.

2101
01:44:16,440 --> 01:44:19,760
But manhood is melted into curtsies,

2102
01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:22,920
valor into compliment,

2103
01:44:23,840 --> 01:44:28,640
and men are only turned into
tongue, and trim ones too.

2104
01:44:28,640 --> 01:44:32,360
He is now as valiant as
Hercules that only tells a lie

2105
01:44:33,360 --> 01:44:34,680
and swears it.

2106
01:44:39,240 --> 01:44:42,120
I cannot be a man with wishing,

2107
01:44:42,120 --> 01:44:44,040
therefore I will die a woman grieving.

2108
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:46,200
Tarry, good Beatrice.

2109
01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:50,360
By this hand, I love thee.

2110
01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:54,880
Use it for my love some other
way than swearing by it.

2111
01:44:58,080 --> 01:45:01,680
Think you in your soul that Count Claudio

2112
01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:03,560
hath wronged Hero?

2113
01:45:03,560 --> 01:45:08,000
Yea, as sure as I have
a thought or a soul .

2114
01:45:11,240 --> 01:45:14,880
Enough, I am engaged.

2115
01:45:17,040 --> 01:45:18,080
I will challenge him.

2116
01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:24,720
I will kiss your hand, and so I leave you.

2117
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:30,360
By this hand, Claudio shall
render me a dear account.

2118
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:33,720
As you hear of me, so think of me.

2119
01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:38,800
Go, comfort your cousin,
I must say she is dead,

2120
01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:43,040
and so,

2121
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:49,120
farewell.

2122
01:46:06,480 --> 01:46:09,640
[heavy door slamming]

2123
01:46:15,760 --> 01:46:17,760
Is our whole dissembly appeared?

2124
01:46:17,760 --> 01:46:20,920
Oh, a stool and a cushion for the sexton.

2125
01:46:24,320 --> 01:46:26,080
Which be the malefactors?

2126
01:46:26,080 --> 01:46:28,200
Marry, that am I and my partner.

2127
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:32,120
Nay, that's certain, we have
the exhibition to examine.

2128
01:46:32,120 --> 01:46:35,200
But which are the offenders
that are to be examined?

2129
01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:36,960
let them come before master constable.

2130
01:46:36,960 --> 01:46:39,160
Yea, marry, let them come before me.

2131
01:46:42,400 --> 01:46:43,800
Your name, friend?

2132
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:44,800
Borachio.

2133
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:47,400
Pray, write down, Borachio.

2134
01:46:47,400 --> 01:46:48,600
Yours, sirrah?

2135
01:46:48,600 --> 01:46:52,360
I am a gentleman, sir,
and my name is Conrade.

2136
01:46:52,360 --> 01:46:55,600
Write down, master gentleman Conrade.

2137
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:57,080
Masters, do you serve God?

2138
01:46:57,080 --> 01:46:57,920
Yea, sir.

2139
01:46:57,920 --> 01:46:58,760
We hope.

2140
01:46:58,760 --> 01:47:01,120
Write down, they hope they serve God.

2141
01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:02,840
write God first, for God forbid

2142
01:47:02,840 --> 01:47:05,480
that God should go before such villains.

2143
01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:08,920
Masters, it is proved already

2144
01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:12,080
that you are little
better than false knaves

2145
01:47:12,080 --> 01:47:14,640
and it shall go near to
be thought so shortly.

2146
01:47:14,640 --> 01:47:16,360
How answer you for yourselves?

2147
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:18,440
Marry, sir, we say we are none.

2148
01:47:18,440 --> 01:47:20,440
A marvelous witty fellow, I assure you.

2149
01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:22,120
But I will go about with him.

2150
01:47:22,120 --> 01:47:25,600
Come you Sirrah, a word in your ear sir,

2151
01:47:26,720 --> 01:47:29,880
I say to you, it is thought
you are false knaves.

2152
01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:31,800
Sir, I say to you we are none.

2153
01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:35,800
Well, stand aside, 'Fore
God, they are both in a tale.

2154
01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:37,080
Have you writ down they are none?

2155
01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:40,280
Master constable, you go
not the way to examine.

2156
01:47:40,280 --> 01:47:43,160
you must call forth the watch
that are their accusers.

2157
01:47:43,160 --> 01:47:45,680
Aye marry, that's the eftest way.

2158
01:47:45,680 --> 01:47:48,120
Let the watch come forth.

2159
01:47:48,120 --> 01:47:51,320
I charge you, in the Prince's
name, accuse these men.

2160
01:47:51,320 --> 01:47:55,800
This man said, sir, that
Don John, the prince's

2161
01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:56,720
-brother.
-Brother

2162
01:47:56,720 --> 01:47:57,600
was a villain.

2163
01:47:57,600 --> 01:47:59,400
Write down Prince John a villain.

2164
01:47:59,400 --> 01:48:02,400
This is flat perjury, to call
a prince's brother villain.

2165
01:48:02,400 --> 01:48:03,200
Master constable,--

2166
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:06,320
Pray thee, fellow, peace,
I do not like thy look

2167
01:48:06,320 --> 01:48:07,360
I promise thee.

2168
01:48:07,360 --> 01:48:09,080
What heard you him say else?

2169
01:48:09,080 --> 01:48:11,720
Marry, that he had
received a thousand ducats

2170
01:48:11,720 --> 01:48:15,800
of Don John for accusing
the Lady Hero wrongfully.

2171
01:48:15,800 --> 01:48:18,160
Flat burglary as ever was committed.

2172
01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:20,640
Yea, by the mass, that it is.

2173
01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:21,600
What else, fellow?

2174
01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:25,600
And that Count Claudio
did mean, upon his words,

2175
01:48:25,600 --> 01:48:27,800
to disgrace Hero before the whole assembly

2176
01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:29,600
and not marry her.

2177
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:32,360
Oh villain, thou wilt be condemned

2178
01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:34,200
to everlasting redemption for this.

2179
01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:35,200
What else?

2180
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:38,080
This is all.

2181
01:48:39,040 --> 01:48:42,360
And this masters, is
more than you can deny.

2182
01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:45,120
Prince John is this morning
secretly stolen away.

2183
01:48:45,120 --> 01:48:47,840
Hero was in this manner accused,

2184
01:48:47,840 --> 01:48:50,200
in this very manner refused,

2185
01:48:50,200 --> 01:48:53,480
and upon the grief of this suddenly died.

2186
01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:58,400
Master constable, let these men be bound,

2187
01:48:58,400 --> 01:49:00,080
and brought to Leonato's.

2188
01:49:00,080 --> 01:49:03,160
I will go before and show
him their examination.

2189
01:49:03,160 --> 01:49:04,760
Let them be opinioned.

2190
01:49:04,760 --> 01:49:07,080
Let them be in the hands.

2191
01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:08,320
Off, coxcomb!

2192
01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:10,800
God's my life, where's the sexton?

2193
01:49:10,800 --> 01:49:13,960
Let him write down a
prince's officer coxcomb,

2194
01:49:13,960 --> 01:49:16,400
bind them thou naughty varlets.

2195
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:19,160
Away, you are an ass, you are an ass.

2196
01:49:20,520 --> 01:49:23,240
Dost thou not suspect my place?

2197
01:49:23,240 --> 01:49:25,320
dost thou not suspect my years?

2198
01:49:26,800 --> 01:49:29,640
Oh that he were here to
write me down an ass!

2199
01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:31,960
But, masters, remember that I am an ass,

2200
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:33,600
though it be not written down,

2201
01:49:33,600 --> 01:49:35,680
do not forget that I am an ass.

2202
01:49:35,680 --> 01:49:38,760
No, thou villain, thou art full of piety,

2203
01:49:38,760 --> 01:49:41,760
as shall be proved upon
thee by good witness.

2204
01:49:41,760 --> 01:49:46,400
I am a wise fellow, which
is more, an officer,

2205
01:49:46,400 --> 01:49:48,400
and, which is more, a householder, and,

2206
01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:50,360
which is more, as pretty a piece of flesh

2207
01:49:50,360 --> 01:49:52,520
as any in Messina.

2208
01:49:52,520 --> 01:49:54,680
And one that knows the law, go to,

2209
01:49:54,680 --> 01:49:56,560
and a rich fellow enough, go to

2210
01:49:56,560 --> 01:49:59,160
and a fellow that hath had losses,

2211
01:49:59,160 --> 01:50:01,160
and one that hath two gowns

2212
01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:03,480
and every thing handsome about him.

2213
01:50:03,480 --> 01:50:04,800
Bring them away.

2214
01:50:06,280 --> 01:50:08,800
Oh that I had been writ down an ass!

2215
01:50:13,200 --> 01:50:15,280
If you go on thus, you will kill yourself.

2216
01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:18,760
And 'tis not wisdom thus to
second grief against yourself.

2217
01:50:18,760 --> 01:50:22,160
I pray thee, cease thy counsel,
which falls into mine ears

2218
01:50:22,160 --> 01:50:24,840
as profitless as water in a sieve.

2219
01:50:24,840 --> 01:50:26,320
Give not me counsel,

2220
01:50:27,320 --> 01:50:29,520
nor let no comforter delight mine ears

2221
01:50:29,520 --> 01:50:32,160
but such a one whose
wrongs do suit with mine.

2222
01:50:34,240 --> 01:50:37,720
Bring me a father that so loved his child,

2223
01:50:37,720 --> 01:50:40,240
whose joy of her is overwhelmed like mine,

2224
01:50:40,240 --> 01:50:42,880
and bid him speak of patience.

2225
01:50:42,880 --> 01:50:46,200
Measure his woe the
length and breadth of mine

2226
01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:48,800
and let it answer every strain for strain,

2227
01:50:48,800 --> 01:50:50,800
as thus for thus and
such a grief for such,

2228
01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:53,640
in every lineament,
branch, shape, and form.

2229
01:50:53,640 --> 01:50:57,360
If such a one will smile
and stroke his beard,

2230
01:50:57,360 --> 01:51:02,400
bring him yet to me, and I
of him will gather patience.

2231
01:51:03,920 --> 01:51:05,280
But there is no such man.

2232
01:51:06,640 --> 01:51:09,840
For, brother, men can
counsel and speak comfort

2233
01:51:09,840 --> 01:51:12,680
to that grief Which they
themselves not feel.

2234
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:15,080
But, tasting it their
counsel turns to passion,

2235
01:51:15,080 --> 01:51:17,880
which before Would give
preceptial medicine to rage.

2236
01:51:17,880 --> 01:51:20,440
Fetter strong madness in a silken thread,

2237
01:51:20,440 --> 01:51:22,840
charm ache with air and agony with words.

2238
01:51:22,840 --> 01:51:26,080
No, no; 'tis all men's
office to speak patience

2239
01:51:26,080 --> 01:51:29,520
to those that wring
under the load of sorrow.

2240
01:51:29,520 --> 01:51:32,440
But no man's virtue nor
sufficiency to be so moral

2241
01:51:32,440 --> 01:51:34,960
when he shall endure the like himself.

2242
01:51:34,960 --> 01:51:38,400
Therefore give me no counsel.

2243
01:51:39,760 --> 01:51:42,720
My griefs cry louder than advertisement.

2244
01:51:42,720 --> 01:51:45,160
Therein do men from
children nothing differ.

2245
01:51:45,160 --> 01:51:48,760
I prithy peace, I will be flesh and blood.

2246
01:51:48,760 --> 01:51:50,400
For there was never yet philosopher

2247
01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:52,640
that could endure the toothache patiently.

2248
01:51:52,640 --> 01:51:54,680
However they have writ the style of gods

2249
01:51:54,680 --> 01:51:56,360
and made a push at chance and sufferance.

2250
01:51:56,360 --> 01:52:00,120
Yet bend not all the harm upon yourself.

2251
01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:02,360
Make those that do offend you suffer too.

2252
01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:05,880
There thou speak'st
reason, nay, I will do so.

2253
01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:09,440
My soul doth tell me Hero is belied

2254
01:52:09,440 --> 01:52:11,520
and that shall Claudio
know, so shall the Prince

2255
01:52:11,520 --> 01:52:13,760
and all of them that thus dishonor her.

2256
01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:17,440
Here comes the Prince and Claudio hastily.

2257
01:52:23,320 --> 01:52:24,600
Good den, good den.

2258
01:52:24,600 --> 01:52:26,200
Good day to both of you.

2259
01:52:26,200 --> 01:52:27,400
Hear you, my lords.

2260
01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:30,400
We have some haste, Leonato.

2261
01:52:30,400 --> 01:52:31,840
Some haste, my lord!

2262
01:52:31,840 --> 01:52:33,600
well, fare you well, my lord.

2263
01:52:33,600 --> 01:52:35,360
Are you so hasty now?

2264
01:52:35,360 --> 01:52:36,480
well, all is one.

2265
01:52:36,480 --> 01:52:39,560
Nay, do not quarrel with us, good old man.

2266
01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:41,920
If he could right himself with quarreling,

2267
01:52:41,920 --> 01:52:43,280
some of us would lie low.

2268
01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:44,120
Who wrongs him?

2269
01:52:44,120 --> 01:52:47,000
Marry, thou dost wrong
me, thou dissembler, thou.

2270
01:52:47,000 --> 01:52:50,240
Nay, never lay thy hand upon
thy sword I fear thee not.

2271
01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:53,960
Marry, beshrew my hand,

2272
01:52:53,960 --> 01:52:56,880
If it should give your
age such cause of fear.

2273
01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:58,480
In faith, my hand meant
nothing to my sword.

2274
01:52:58,480 --> 01:53:01,840
Tush, tush, man, never
fleer and jest at me.

2275
01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:04,080
I speak not like a dotard nor a fool,

2276
01:53:04,080 --> 01:53:05,640
as under privilege of age to brag

2277
01:53:05,640 --> 01:53:06,720
what I have done being young,

2278
01:53:06,720 --> 01:53:08,320
or what would do were I not old.

2279
01:53:09,760 --> 01:53:11,440
Know, Claudio, to thy head,

2280
01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:15,280
thou hast so wronged mine
innocent child and me

2281
01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:18,160
that I am forced to lay my reverence by

2282
01:53:18,160 --> 01:53:20,520
and, with gray hairs
and bruise of many days,

2283
01:53:20,520 --> 01:53:23,040
do challenge thee to trial of a man.

2284
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:26,760
I say thou hast belied
mine innocent child.

2285
01:53:26,760 --> 01:53:28,480
Thy slander hath gone through
and through her heart,

2286
01:53:28,480 --> 01:53:31,280
and she lies buried with her ancestors.

2287
01:53:31,280 --> 01:53:34,720
Oh, in a tomb where never
scandal slept save this of hers,

2288
01:53:34,720 --> 01:53:36,560
framed by thy villainy.

2289
01:53:36,560 --> 01:53:37,400
My villainy?

2290
01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:39,200
Thine, Claudio, thine, I say.

2291
01:53:39,200 --> 01:53:40,960
You say not right, old man.

2292
01:53:40,960 --> 01:53:43,880
My lord, I'll prove it
on his body, if he dare.

2293
01:53:43,880 --> 01:53:46,280
Despite his nice fence
and his active practice,

2294
01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:48,760
his May of youth and bloom of lustihood.

2295
01:53:48,760 --> 01:53:51,200
Away, I will not have to do with you.

2296
01:53:51,200 --> 01:53:52,600
Canst thou so daff me?

2297
01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:54,680
Thou hast killed my child.

2298
01:53:54,680 --> 01:53:57,000
Thou kill'st me, boy,
thou shalt kill a man.

2299
01:53:57,000 --> 01:54:00,000
He shall kill two of us, and men indeed.

2300
01:54:00,000 --> 01:54:02,160
But that's no matter,
let him kill one first.

2301
01:54:02,160 --> 01:54:04,440
Win me and wear me, let him answer me.

2302
01:54:04,440 --> 01:54:05,960
Come follow me, boy.

2303
01:54:05,960 --> 01:54:09,120
Come sir boy, come, follow me, sir boy,

2304
01:54:09,120 --> 01:54:10,840
I'll whip you from your foining fence

2305
01:54:10,840 --> 01:54:12,560
nay, as I am a gentleman, I will.

2306
01:54:12,560 --> 01:54:13,400
[Leonato] Brother.

2307
01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:16,800
Content yourself, God
knows I loved my niece

2308
01:54:16,800 --> 01:54:20,640
and she is dead, slandered
to death by villains.

2309
01:54:20,640 --> 01:54:23,480
That dare as well answer a man indeed

2310
01:54:23,480 --> 01:54:25,680
as I dare take a serpent by the tongue.

2311
01:54:25,680 --> 01:54:28,720
Boys, apes, braggarts,

2312
01:54:28,720 --> 01:54:30,680
Jacks, milksops!

2313
01:54:30,680 --> 01:54:31,520
[Leonato] Brother Antony.

2314
01:54:31,520 --> 01:54:33,120
Hold you content.

2315
01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:35,920
What, man! I know them,
yea, and what they weigh,

2316
01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:37,640
even to the utmost scruple.

2317
01:54:37,640 --> 01:54:40,560
Scrambling, out-facing,
fashion-monging boys,

2318
01:54:40,560 --> 01:54:44,480
that lie and cog and
flout, deprave and slander.

2319
01:54:44,480 --> 01:54:46,720
Go anticly, show outward hideousness,

2320
01:54:46,720 --> 01:54:48,880
and speak off half a
dozen dangerous words,

2321
01:54:48,880 --> 01:54:51,400
how they might hurt their
enemies, if they durst.

2322
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:52,960
And this is all.

2323
01:54:52,960 --> 01:54:53,960
But, brother Antony.

2324
01:54:53,960 --> 01:54:56,840
Come, 'tis no matter, do not you meddle,

2325
01:54:56,840 --> 01:54:58,440
let me deal in this.

2326
01:55:01,160 --> 01:55:05,160
Gentlemen both, we will
not wake your patience.

2327
01:55:06,040 --> 01:55:09,080
My heart is sorry for
your daughter's death:

2328
01:55:09,080 --> 01:55:12,320
But, on my honor, she
was charged with nothing

2329
01:55:12,320 --> 01:55:14,800
but what was true and very full of proof.

2330
01:55:14,800 --> 01:55:16,360
My lord, my lord.

2331
01:55:16,360 --> 01:55:18,080
I will not hear you.

2332
01:55:18,080 --> 01:55:19,000
No?

2333
01:55:19,000 --> 01:55:22,320
Come, brother, away, I will be heard.

2334
01:55:22,320 --> 01:55:26,560
And shall, or some of
us will smart for it.

2335
01:55:28,920 --> 01:55:29,760
Oh,

2336
01:55:31,680 --> 01:55:36,040
see, see here comes the
man we went to seek.

2337
01:55:36,040 --> 01:55:38,360
Now, signor, what news?

2338
01:55:38,360 --> 01:55:39,920
Good day, my lord.

2339
01:55:39,920 --> 01:55:41,600
Welcome, signor,

2340
01:55:41,600 --> 01:55:44,480
you are almost come to part almost a fray.

2341
01:55:44,480 --> 01:55:46,160
We had like to have had
our two noses snapped off

2342
01:55:46,160 --> 01:55:47,280
with two old men without teeth.

2343
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:50,360
Leonato and his brother,
what think,st thou?

2344
01:55:50,360 --> 01:55:52,480
Had we fought, I doubt we should have

2345
01:55:52,480 --> 01:55:54,400
been too young for them.

2346
01:55:54,400 --> 01:55:56,880
In a false quarrel there is no true valor.

2347
01:55:56,880 --> 01:55:58,400
I came to seek you both.

2348
01:55:58,400 --> 01:55:59,920
We have been up and down to seek thee,

2349
01:55:59,920 --> 01:56:01,600
for we are high-proof melancholy

2350
01:56:01,600 --> 01:56:03,480
and would fain have it beaten away.

2351
01:56:03,480 --> 01:56:04,720
Come, wilt thou use thy wit?

2352
01:56:04,720 --> 01:56:07,000
It is in my scabbard, shall I draw it?

2353
01:56:08,080 --> 01:56:10,520
Dost thou wear thy wit by thy side?

2354
01:56:10,520 --> 01:56:11,440
Never any did so,

2355
01:56:11,440 --> 01:56:14,440
though very many have
been beside their wit.

2356
01:56:14,440 --> 01:56:16,640
I will bid thee draw,
as we do the minstrels,

2357
01:56:16,640 --> 01:56:17,960
draw to pleasure us.

2358
01:56:19,480 --> 01:56:22,840
As I am an honest man, he looks pale.

2359
01:56:22,840 --> 01:56:25,720
Art thou sick, or angry?

2360
01:56:25,720 --> 01:56:27,280
What, courage, man!

2361
01:56:27,280 --> 01:56:28,760
What though care killed a cat,

2362
01:56:28,760 --> 01:56:31,000
thou hast mettle enough
in thee to kill care.

2363
01:56:31,000 --> 01:56:34,040
Sir, I shall meet your wit in the career,

2364
01:56:34,040 --> 01:56:35,680
and you charge it against me.

2365
01:56:35,680 --> 01:56:37,520
I pray you choose another subject.

2366
01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:40,240
Nay, then, give him another staff,

2367
01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:41,600
this last was broke across.

2368
01:56:43,960 --> 01:56:47,120
By this light, he changes more and more.

2369
01:56:47,120 --> 01:56:49,080
I think he be angry indeed.

2370
01:56:49,080 --> 01:56:51,480
If he be, he knows how to turn his girdle.

2371
01:56:51,480 --> 01:56:53,720
Shall I speak a word in your ear?

2372
01:56:54,840 --> 01:56:56,440
God bless me from a challenge!

2373
01:56:57,760 --> 01:57:00,200
You are a villain, I jest not.

2374
01:57:01,600 --> 01:57:04,440
Make it good how you
dare, with what you dare,

2375
01:57:04,440 --> 01:57:05,360
and when you dare.

2376
01:57:06,520 --> 01:57:09,560
Do me right, or I will
protest your cowardice.

2377
01:57:10,720 --> 01:57:13,000
You have killed a sweet lady,

2378
01:57:14,000 --> 01:57:15,920
and her death shall fall heavy on you.

2379
01:57:19,960 --> 01:57:21,000
Let me hear from you.

2380
01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:33,480
Well, I will meet you,
so I may have good cheer.

2381
01:57:34,640 --> 01:57:36,400
What, a feast, a feast?

2382
01:57:36,400 --> 01:57:39,520
I' faith, I thank him, he
hath bid me to a calf's head

2383
01:57:39,520 --> 01:57:42,520
and a capon, which if I do
not carve most curiously,

2384
01:57:42,520 --> 01:57:45,600
say my knife's naught, shall
I not find a woodcock too?

2385
01:57:45,600 --> 01:57:49,600
Sir, your wit ambles well, it goes easily.

2386
01:57:49,600 --> 01:57:54,600
I'll tell thee how Beatrice
praised thy wit the other day.

2387
01:57:55,560 --> 01:57:59,280
I said, thou hadst a fine wit.

2388
01:57:59,280 --> 01:58:02,880
"True," said she, "A fine little one."

2389
01:58:02,880 --> 01:58:05,280
"No," said I, "A great wit."

2390
01:58:05,280 --> 01:58:09,080
"Right," says she, "A great gross one."

2391
01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:12,280
"Nay," said I, "A good wit."

2392
01:58:12,280 --> 01:58:15,880
"Just," said she, "It hurts nobody."

2393
01:58:15,880 --> 01:58:19,640
"Nay," said I, "The gentleman is wise."

2394
01:58:19,640 --> 01:58:22,840
"Certain," said she, "A wise gentleman."

2395
01:58:23,720 --> 01:58:26,800
"Nay," said I, "He hath the tongues."

2396
01:58:26,800 --> 01:58:29,240
"That I believe," said she,

2397
01:58:29,240 --> 01:58:31,840
"For he swore a thing
to me on Monday night,

2398
01:58:31,840 --> 01:58:34,000
"which he forswore on Tuesday morning.

2399
01:58:34,000 --> 01:58:37,400
"There's a double tongue,
there's two tongues."

2400
01:58:37,400 --> 01:58:39,760
Thus did she, an hour together,

2401
01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:42,080
transshape thy particular virtues.

2402
01:58:43,280 --> 01:58:46,880
Yet at last she concluded with a sigh,

2403
01:58:46,880 --> 01:58:50,400
thou wast the properest man in Italy.

2404
01:58:50,400 --> 01:58:51,920
For the which she wept heartily

2405
01:58:51,920 --> 01:58:53,840
and said she cared not.

2406
01:58:53,840 --> 01:58:55,160
Yea, that she did.

2407
01:58:55,160 --> 01:58:59,680
but yet, for all that, and if
she did not hate him deadly,

2408
01:58:59,680 --> 01:59:01,880
she would love him dearly.

2409
01:59:01,880 --> 01:59:05,240
The old man's daughter told us all.

2410
01:59:05,240 --> 01:59:08,040
All, all, and moreover,

2411
01:59:08,040 --> 01:59:10,920
God saw him when he was hid in the garden.

2412
01:59:10,920 --> 01:59:14,640
But when shall we set
the savage bull's horns

2413
01:59:14,640 --> 01:59:15,600
on the sensible Benedick's head?

2414
01:59:15,600 --> 01:59:17,600
Yea, and text underneath,

2415
01:59:17,600 --> 01:59:19,680
"Here dwells Benedick the married man."

2416
01:59:19,680 --> 01:59:21,960
[laughing]

2417
01:59:23,520 --> 01:59:26,040
Fare you well, boy.

2418
01:59:27,760 --> 01:59:29,080
You know my mind.

2419
01:59:30,400 --> 01:59:33,600
I will leave you now to
your gossip-like humor.

2420
01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:37,800
You break jests as
braggarts do their blades,

2421
01:59:37,800 --> 01:59:40,120
which God be thanked, hurt not.

2422
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:43,480
My lord, for your many
courtesies I thank you.

2423
01:59:44,520 --> 01:59:46,560
But I must discontinue your company,

2424
01:59:47,760 --> 01:59:50,040
your brother the bastard
is fled from Messina,

2425
01:59:51,200 --> 01:59:53,680
you have among you killed
a sweet and innocent lady.

2426
01:59:53,680 --> 01:59:58,320
For my Lord Lackbeard
there, he and I shall meet,

2427
02:00:00,320 --> 02:00:01,800
till then, peace be with him.

2428
02:00:10,240 --> 02:00:11,560
He is in earnest.

2429
02:00:12,480 --> 02:00:13,600
In profound earnest.

2430
02:00:16,120 --> 02:00:19,040
And, I'll warrant you,
for the love of Beatrice.

2431
02:00:19,040 --> 02:00:21,080
And hath challenged thee.

2432
02:00:22,480 --> 02:00:23,320
Most sincerely.

2433
02:00:25,320 --> 02:00:28,400
What a pretty thing man is
when he goes in his doublet

2434
02:00:28,400 --> 02:00:30,560
and hose and leaves off his wit.

2435
02:00:30,560 --> 02:00:32,560
But, soft you, let me be.

2436
02:00:34,640 --> 02:00:38,040
Pluck up, my heart, and be sad.

2437
02:00:39,800 --> 02:00:42,560
Did he not say, my brother was fled?

2438
02:00:44,280 --> 02:00:47,000
Come you, sir, if justice cannot tame you,

2439
02:00:47,000 --> 02:00:49,040
she shall weigh more
reasons in her balance.

2440
02:00:49,040 --> 02:00:50,800
Nay, and you be a cursing hypocrite once,

2441
02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:51,960
you must be looked to.

2442
02:00:52,800 --> 02:00:53,640
How now?

2443
02:00:53,640 --> 02:00:56,560
Two of my brother's men
bound, Borachio one.

2444
02:00:56,560 --> 02:00:58,720
Hearken after their offense, my lord.

2445
02:00:58,720 --> 02:01:03,000
Officers, what offense
have these men done?

2446
02:01:03,000 --> 02:01:05,880
Marry, sir, they have
committed false report,

2447
02:01:05,880 --> 02:01:08,720
moreover, they have spoken untruths,

2448
02:01:08,720 --> 02:01:11,440
secondarily they are slanders,

2449
02:01:11,440 --> 02:01:14,920
sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady,

2450
02:01:14,920 --> 02:01:17,840
thirdly, they have verified unjust things,

2451
02:01:17,840 --> 02:01:21,520
and to conclude, they are lying knaves.

2452
02:01:24,280 --> 02:01:27,320
First, I ask thee what they have done,

2453
02:01:28,360 --> 02:01:31,880
thirdly, I ask thee what's their offense,

2454
02:01:31,880 --> 02:01:35,120
sixth and lastly, why they are committed,

2455
02:01:35,120 --> 02:01:39,920
and, to conclude, what
you lay to their charge.

2456
02:01:39,920 --> 02:01:43,120
Rightly reasoned, and in his own division.

2457
02:01:43,120 --> 02:01:44,480
Who have you offended, masters,

2458
02:01:44,480 --> 02:01:46,480
that you are thus bound to your answer?

2459
02:01:46,480 --> 02:01:50,800
this learned constable is
too cunning to be understood.

2460
02:01:50,800 --> 02:01:52,400
What's your offense?

2461
02:01:52,400 --> 02:01:56,240
Sweet prince, let me go
no farther to mine answer.

2462
02:01:56,240 --> 02:01:59,000
Do you hear me, and
let this count kill me.

2463
02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:02,200
I have deceived even your very eyes,

2464
02:02:02,200 --> 02:02:04,400
what your wisdoms could not discover,

2465
02:02:04,400 --> 02:02:07,120
these shallow fools have brought to light.

2466
02:02:07,120 --> 02:02:10,440
Who in the night overheard
me confessing to this man

2467
02:02:10,440 --> 02:02:13,240
how Don John your brother
incensed me to slander

2468
02:02:13,240 --> 02:02:16,560
the Lady Hero, how you were
brought into the orchard

2469
02:02:16,560 --> 02:02:20,520
and saw me court Margaret
in Hero's garments,

2470
02:02:20,520 --> 02:02:23,520
how you disgraced her,
when you should marry her.

2471
02:02:23,520 --> 02:02:25,840
My villainy they have upon record

2472
02:02:25,840 --> 02:02:27,920
which I had rather seal with my death

2473
02:02:27,920 --> 02:02:30,400
than repeat over to my shame.

2474
02:02:30,400 --> 02:02:34,360
The lady is dead upon mine and
my master's false accusation

2475
02:02:34,360 --> 02:02:37,960
and briefly, I desire nothing
but the reward of a villain.

2476
02:02:40,640 --> 02:02:44,120
Runs not this speech like
iron through your blood?

2477
02:02:44,120 --> 02:02:46,240
I have drunk poison whiles he uttered it.

2478
02:02:48,600 --> 02:02:50,920
But did my brother set thee on to this?

2479
02:02:50,920 --> 02:02:54,800
Yea, and paid me richly
for the practice of it.

2480
02:02:54,800 --> 02:02:58,200
He is composed and framed of treachery

2481
02:02:58,200 --> 02:03:00,680
and fled he is upon this villainy.

2482
02:03:00,680 --> 02:03:01,560
Sweet Hero,

2483
02:03:02,880 --> 02:03:05,240
now thy image doth appear
in the rare semblance

2484
02:03:05,240 --> 02:03:07,120
that I loved it first.

2485
02:03:07,120 --> 02:03:09,040
Come, bring away the plaintiffs.

2486
02:03:09,040 --> 02:03:11,160
By which time our sexton hath reformed

2487
02:03:11,160 --> 02:03:13,120
Signor Leonato of the matter.

2488
02:03:13,120 --> 02:03:16,120
But masters, do not forget to specify,

2489
02:03:16,120 --> 02:03:17,760
when time and place shall serve,

2490
02:03:17,760 --> 02:03:19,760
that I am an ass.

2491
02:03:19,760 --> 02:03:22,200
Here, here comes master Signor Leonato,

2492
02:03:22,200 --> 02:03:24,400
and the Sexton too.

2493
02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:26,160
Which is the villain?

2494
02:03:26,160 --> 02:03:30,000
let me see his eyes, that, when
I note another man like him,

2495
02:03:30,000 --> 02:03:31,000
I may avoid him.

2496
02:03:31,000 --> 02:03:32,200
which of these is he?

2497
02:03:32,200 --> 02:03:34,440
If you would know your
wronger, look on me.

2498
02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:37,600
Art thou the slave that with thy breath

2499
02:03:37,600 --> 02:03:39,240
hast killed mine innocent child?

2500
02:03:39,240 --> 02:03:41,240
Yea, even I alone.

2501
02:03:41,240 --> 02:03:44,960
No, not so, villain, thou beliest thyself.

2502
02:03:46,000 --> 02:03:48,400
Here stand a pair of honorable men,

2503
02:03:48,400 --> 02:03:50,800
the third is fled, who had a hand in it.

2504
02:03:50,800 --> 02:03:54,200
I thank you, princes,
for my daughter's death.

2505
02:03:54,200 --> 02:03:57,040
Record it with your high and worthy deeds

2506
02:03:57,040 --> 02:04:00,000
'twas bravely done, if
you bethink you of it.

2507
02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:05,720
I know not how to pray your
patience yet I must speak.

2508
02:04:10,280 --> 02:04:12,520
Choose your revenge yourself.

2509
02:04:14,040 --> 02:04:16,240
Impose me to what penance your invention

2510
02:04:16,240 --> 02:04:17,520
can lay upon my sin.

2511
02:04:18,960 --> 02:04:21,920
Yet sinned I not but in mistaking.

2512
02:04:23,560 --> 02:04:25,080
By my soul, nor I.

2513
02:04:26,440 --> 02:04:29,520
And yet, to satisfy this good old man,

2514
02:04:29,520 --> 02:04:33,280
I would bend under any heavy
weight that he'll enjoin me to.

2515
02:04:34,880 --> 02:04:37,600
I cannot bid you bid my daughter live.

2516
02:04:39,200 --> 02:04:40,280
That were impossible,

2517
02:04:42,120 --> 02:04:44,960
but, I pray you both possess
the people in Messina here

2518
02:04:44,960 --> 02:04:46,720
how innocent she died.

2519
02:04:48,560 --> 02:04:51,680
And if your love can labor
ought in sad invention,

2520
02:04:51,680 --> 02:04:56,720
hang her an epitaph upon her
tomb, sing it to her bones,

2521
02:04:58,680 --> 02:04:59,720
sing it tonight.

2522
02:05:03,920 --> 02:05:06,840
Tomorrow morning come you to my house,

2523
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:11,400
and since you could not be my
son-in-law, be yet my nephew.

2524
02:05:13,040 --> 02:05:14,880
My brother hath a daughter,

2525
02:05:14,880 --> 02:05:17,560
almost a copy of my child that's dead,

2526
02:05:17,560 --> 02:05:20,280
and she alone is heir to both of us.

2527
02:05:21,760 --> 02:05:24,520
Give her the right you
should have given her cousin,

2528
02:05:26,160 --> 02:05:28,240
and so dies my revenge.

2529
02:05:29,360 --> 02:05:34,280
Oh noble sir, your over-kindness
doth wring tears from me.

2530
02:05:35,880 --> 02:05:37,160
I do embrace your offer

2531
02:05:38,080 --> 02:05:40,520
and dispose For henceforth
of poor Claudio.

2532
02:05:41,680 --> 02:05:43,760
Tomorrow then I expect your coming,

2533
02:05:44,800 --> 02:05:46,400
tonight I take my leave.

2534
02:05:48,240 --> 02:05:52,720
This naughty man shall face to
face be brought to Margaret,

2535
02:05:52,720 --> 02:05:55,000
who I believe was packed
in all this wrong,

2536
02:05:55,000 --> 02:05:56,480
hired to it by your brother.

2537
02:05:56,480 --> 02:05:58,400
No, by my soul, she was not,

2538
02:05:58,400 --> 02:06:01,360
nor knew not what she
did when she spoke to me,

2539
02:06:01,360 --> 02:06:03,720
yet always hath been just and virtuous

2540
02:06:03,720 --> 02:06:05,840
in everything that I do know by her.

2541
02:06:05,840 --> 02:06:10,080
Moreover, sir, which indeed
is not under white and black,

2542
02:06:10,080 --> 02:06:14,320
this plaintiff here, the
offender, did call me ass.

2543
02:06:14,320 --> 02:06:17,200
I beseech you, let it be
remembered in his punishment.

2544
02:06:17,200 --> 02:06:20,800
Also, the watch have heard
them talk of one deformed,

2545
02:06:20,800 --> 02:06:24,360
they say be wears a key in his
ear and a lock hanging by it,

2546
02:06:24,360 --> 02:06:26,160
and he borrows money in God's name,

2547
02:06:26,160 --> 02:06:28,240
the which he hath used
so long and never paid

2548
02:06:28,240 --> 02:06:30,440
that now men grow hard-hearted

2549
02:06:30,440 --> 02:06:32,960
and will lend nothing for God's sake.

2550
02:06:32,960 --> 02:06:36,400
I Pray you, examine him upon that point.

2551
02:06:36,400 --> 02:06:39,400
I thank thee for thy
care and honest pains.

2552
02:06:39,400 --> 02:06:42,240
Your worship speaks like a most thankful

2553
02:06:42,240 --> 02:06:45,040
and reverend youth, I praise God for you.

2554
02:06:49,760 --> 02:06:51,200
There's for thy pains.

2555
02:06:51,200 --> 02:06:53,520
God save the foundation.

2556
02:06:53,520 --> 02:06:57,680
Go, I discharge thee of thy
prisoners, and I thank thee.

2557
02:06:57,680 --> 02:07:00,200
I leave an arrant knave with your worship.

2558
02:07:00,200 --> 02:07:02,920
I beseech your worship
to correct yourself,

2559
02:07:02,920 --> 02:07:04,800
for the example of others.

2560
02:07:04,800 --> 02:07:07,840
God keep your worship, I
wish your worship well,

2561
02:07:07,840 --> 02:07:09,240
God restore you to health,

2562
02:07:09,240 --> 02:07:12,280
and I humbly give you leave to depart.

2563
02:07:12,280 --> 02:07:14,400
And if a merry meeting may be wished,

2564
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:16,000
God prohibit it.

2565
02:07:17,080 --> 02:07:17,920
Come, neighbor.

2566
02:07:24,520 --> 02:07:28,240
Until tomorrow morning, lords, farewell.

2567
02:07:28,240 --> 02:07:30,880
Farewell, my lords, we
look for you tomorrow.

2568
02:07:31,760 --> 02:07:33,440
We will not fail.

2569
02:07:33,440 --> 02:07:35,440
Tonight I'll mourn with Hero.

2570
02:07:40,360 --> 02:07:42,480
Bring you these fellows on,

2571
02:07:42,480 --> 02:07:43,480
we'll talk to Margaret,

2572
02:07:43,480 --> 02:07:46,440
how her acquaintance grew
with this lewd fellow.

2573
02:07:49,160 --> 02:07:52,480
[cricket and bird song]

2574
02:07:57,000 --> 02:07:59,400
[sniggering]

2575
02:08:00,520 --> 02:08:02,640
Pray thee, sweet Mistress Margaret,

2576
02:08:02,640 --> 02:08:04,080
deserve well at my hands by helping me

2577
02:08:04,080 --> 02:08:05,280
to the speech of Beatrice.

2578
02:08:05,280 --> 02:08:08,640
Will you then write me a
sonnet in praise of my beauty?

2579
02:08:08,640 --> 02:08:10,120
In so high a style, Margaret,

2580
02:08:10,120 --> 02:08:12,120
that no man living shall come over it.

2581
02:08:12,120 --> 02:08:15,120
For, in most comely
truth, thou deservest it.

2582
02:08:15,120 --> 02:08:16,920
To have no man come over me,

2583
02:08:16,920 --> 02:08:19,640
why, shall I always keep below stairs?

2584
02:08:19,640 --> 02:08:23,000
Thy wit is as quick as the
greyhound's mouth Margaret,

2585
02:08:23,000 --> 02:08:23,840
it catches.

2586
02:08:23,840 --> 02:08:26,160
And yours is blunt as the fencer's foils,

2587
02:08:26,160 --> 02:08:28,240
which hit, but hurt not.

2588
02:08:28,240 --> 02:08:32,320
A most manly wit, Margaret,
it will not hurt a woman.

2589
02:08:34,480 --> 02:08:38,240
And so I pray thee, call Beatrice

2590
02:08:38,240 --> 02:08:39,320
I give thee the bucklers.

2591
02:08:39,320 --> 02:08:42,080
Give us the swords, we
have bucklers of our own.

2592
02:08:45,160 --> 02:08:46,880
If you use them, Margaret,

2593
02:08:47,920 --> 02:08:51,840
you must put in the pikes with a vice

2594
02:08:51,840 --> 02:08:55,080
and they are dangerous weapons for maids.

2595
02:08:55,080 --> 02:09:00,080
Well, I will call Beatrice to
you, who I think hath legs.

2596
02:09:00,600 --> 02:09:01,880
And therefore will come.

2597
02:09:18,880 --> 02:09:23,320
♪ The god of love, that sits above, ♪

2598
02:09:23,320 --> 02:09:28,320
♪ And knows me, and knows me, ♪

2599
02:09:29,680 --> 02:09:33,280
♪ How pitiful I deserve ♪

2600
02:09:33,280 --> 02:09:35,080
I mean in singing.

2601
02:09:38,600 --> 02:09:42,240
But in loving, Leander the good swimmer,

2602
02:09:43,560 --> 02:09:45,520
Troilus the first employer of panders,

2603
02:09:45,520 --> 02:09:48,400
and a whole bookful of these
quondam carpet-mangers,

2604
02:09:48,400 --> 02:09:50,360
whose names yet run smoothly

2605
02:09:50,360 --> 02:09:51,880
in the even road of a blank verse,

2606
02:09:51,880 --> 02:09:55,200
why even they were never so
truly turned over and over

2607
02:09:55,200 --> 02:09:56,680
as my poor self in love.

2608
02:09:58,640 --> 02:10:01,840
Marry, I cannot show it
in rhyme, I have tried.

2609
02:10:01,840 --> 02:10:06,800
I can find no rhyme to lady
but baby, an innocent rhyme.

2610
02:10:08,440 --> 02:10:11,240
For scorn, horn,

2611
02:10:13,440 --> 02:10:14,840
it's a hard rhyme.

2612
02:10:14,840 --> 02:10:19,520
For school, fool, a babbling
rhyme, very ominous endings.

2613
02:10:19,520 --> 02:10:22,560
No, I was not born under a rhyming planet,

2614
02:10:22,560 --> 02:10:24,480
nor I cannot woo in festival terms.

2615
02:10:29,120 --> 02:10:33,240
Sweet Beatrice, wouldst thou
come when I call for thee?

2616
02:10:34,080 --> 02:10:36,640
Yea, signor, and depart when you bid me.

2617
02:10:36,640 --> 02:10:39,120
Oh, stay but till then.

2618
02:10:39,120 --> 02:10:41,600
Then is spoken, fare you well now.

2619
02:10:45,040 --> 02:10:49,480
And yet, ere I go, let
me go with that I came,

2620
02:10:49,480 --> 02:10:50,800
which is, with knowing what hath passed

2621
02:10:50,800 --> 02:10:51,880
between you and Claudio.

2622
02:10:51,880 --> 02:10:56,160
Only foul words, and
thereupon I will kiss thee.

2623
02:10:56,160 --> 02:10:59,880
Foul words is but foul wind,

2624
02:10:59,880 --> 02:11:01,480
and foul wind is but foul breath,

2625
02:11:01,480 --> 02:11:02,800
and foul breath is noisome

2626
02:11:02,800 --> 02:11:04,640
therefore I will depart unkissed.

2627
02:11:04,640 --> 02:11:08,000
Thou hast frighted the word
out of his right sense,

2628
02:11:08,000 --> 02:11:09,520
so forcible is thy wit.

2629
02:11:12,160 --> 02:11:13,960
But I must tell thee plainly,

2630
02:11:13,960 --> 02:11:16,600
Claudio undergoes my challenge,

2631
02:11:16,600 --> 02:11:18,240
and either I must shortly hear from him,

2632
02:11:18,240 --> 02:11:19,880
or I will subscribe him a coward.

2633
02:11:29,120 --> 02:11:32,280
[footsteps on stones]

2634
02:11:34,680 --> 02:11:37,400
[paper swishing]

2635
02:11:40,640 --> 02:11:45,040
I pray you tell me for
which of my bad parts

2636
02:11:45,040 --> 02:11:46,880
did thou first fall in love with me?

2637
02:11:50,200 --> 02:11:52,040
For them all together,

2638
02:11:52,040 --> 02:11:54,120
which maintained so
politic a state of evil

2639
02:11:54,120 --> 02:11:57,320
they will not admit any good
part to intermingle with them.

2640
02:11:57,320 --> 02:11:58,720
But for which of my good parts

2641
02:11:58,720 --> 02:12:00,280
did you first suffer love for me?

2642
02:12:00,280 --> 02:12:03,320
Suffer love, a good epithet.

2643
02:12:04,800 --> 02:12:07,200
I do suffer love indeed, for
I love thee against my will.

2644
02:12:07,200 --> 02:12:09,200
In spite of your heart, I think.

2645
02:12:10,040 --> 02:12:12,280
Alas, poor heart.

2646
02:12:13,400 --> 02:12:15,280
If you spite it for my sake,
I will spite it for yours,

2647
02:12:15,280 --> 02:12:17,880
for I will never love that
which my friend hates.

2648
02:12:17,880 --> 02:12:21,240
Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.

2649
02:12:23,560 --> 02:12:25,760
It appears not in this confession,

2650
02:12:25,760 --> 02:12:28,720
there's not one wise man amongst
twenty will praise himself.

2651
02:12:31,440 --> 02:12:33,600
That's an old, old instance, Beatrice,

2652
02:12:33,600 --> 02:12:35,640
that lived in the time of good neighbors.

2653
02:12:36,600 --> 02:12:40,960
If a man do not erect in this
age his own tomb ere he dies,

2654
02:12:40,960 --> 02:12:43,920
he shall live no longer in
monument than the bell rings

2655
02:12:43,920 --> 02:12:45,280
or the widow weeps.

2656
02:12:45,280 --> 02:12:46,160
How long is that, think you?

2657
02:12:46,160 --> 02:12:47,080
Question?

2658
02:12:47,080 --> 02:12:51,000
why, an hour in clamor
and a quarter in rheum

2659
02:12:51,000 --> 02:12:53,240
[laughing]

2660
02:12:55,360 --> 02:12:57,880
Therefore is it most
expedient for the wise,

2661
02:12:57,880 --> 02:12:59,920
if his conscience find no
impediment to the contrary,

2662
02:12:59,920 --> 02:13:02,160
to be the trumpet of his own virtues,

2663
02:13:02,160 --> 02:13:03,640
as I am to myself.

2664
02:13:07,800 --> 02:13:09,240
So much for praising myself,

2665
02:13:09,240 --> 02:13:11,760
who, I myself will bear
witness is praiseworthy.

2666
02:13:16,960 --> 02:13:18,040
How doth your cousin?

2667
02:13:19,520 --> 02:13:20,360
Very ill.

2668
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:22,480
And how do you?

2669
02:13:25,600 --> 02:13:27,120
Very ill too.

2670
02:13:28,800 --> 02:13:29,800
Serve God,

2671
02:13:31,920 --> 02:13:32,760
love me

2672
02:13:34,400 --> 02:13:35,240
and mend.

2673
02:13:40,760 --> 02:13:41,600
There I must leave you too,

2674
02:13:41,600 --> 02:13:43,520
-for here comes one in haste.
-Madam,

2675
02:13:43,520 --> 02:13:45,480
you must come to your uncle.

2676
02:13:45,480 --> 02:13:47,240
Yonder's old coil at home.

2677
02:13:47,240 --> 02:13:50,960
it is proved my Lady Hero
hath been falsely accused,

2678
02:13:50,960 --> 02:13:53,040
the Prince and Claudio mightily abused,

2679
02:13:53,040 --> 02:13:55,640
and Don John is the author of all,

2680
02:13:55,640 --> 02:13:57,000
who is fed and gone.

2681
02:13:57,000 --> 02:13:59,080
Will you come presently?

2682
02:13:59,080 --> 02:14:01,080
Will you go hear this news, signor?

2683
02:14:01,080 --> 02:14:03,920
I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap,

2684
02:14:03,920 --> 02:14:05,520
be buried in thy eyes and

2685
02:14:07,080 --> 02:14:09,760
moreover I will go with
thee to thy uncle's.

2686
02:14:09,760 --> 02:14:12,760
[running footsteps]

2687
02:14:15,000 --> 02:14:17,600
[bell tolling]

2688
02:14:19,520 --> 02:14:22,120
[drum beating]

2689
02:14:24,320 --> 02:14:28,240
[melancholy Elizabethan music]

2690
02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:15,760
Is this the monument of Leonato?

2691
02:15:15,760 --> 02:15:17,200
It is, my lord.

2692
02:15:24,760 --> 02:15:28,480
Done to death by slanderous tongues

2693
02:15:28,480 --> 02:15:30,400
was the Hero that here lies.

2694
02:15:31,920 --> 02:15:34,320
Death, in guerdon of her wrongs,

2695
02:15:35,360 --> 02:15:38,720
gives her fame which never dies.

2696
02:15:40,160 --> 02:15:42,880
So the life that died with shame

2697
02:15:44,280 --> 02:15:47,760
lives in death with glorious fame.

2698
02:15:52,280 --> 02:15:53,960
Hang thou there upon the tomb,

2699
02:15:56,480 --> 02:15:59,160
praising her when I am dumb.

2700
02:16:00,280 --> 02:16:03,840
Now, music, sound,

2701
02:16:04,800 --> 02:16:06,360
and sing your solemn hymn.

2702
02:16:16,800 --> 02:16:21,360
♪ Pardon, goddess of the night ♪

2703
02:16:21,360 --> 02:16:26,160
♪ Those that slew thy virgin knight ♪

2704
02:16:26,160 --> 02:16:30,840
♪ For the which, with songs of woe ♪

2705
02:16:30,840 --> 02:16:35,640
♪ Round about her tomb they go ♪

2706
02:16:35,640 --> 02:16:40,440
♪ Midnight, assist our moan ♪

2707
02:16:40,440 --> 02:16:45,200
♪ Help us to sigh and groan ♪

2708
02:16:45,200 --> 02:16:49,920
♪ Graves, yawn and yield your dead ♪

2709
02:16:49,920 --> 02:16:53,320
♪ Till death be uttered, ♪

2710
02:16:54,920 --> 02:16:57,920
Now, unto thy bones good night!

2711
02:16:59,800 --> 02:17:03,080
Yearly will I do this rite.

2712
02:17:13,640 --> 02:17:16,880
Good morrow, masters,
put your torches out.

2713
02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:23,040
The wolves have preyed,
and look, the gentle day,

2714
02:17:23,040 --> 02:17:24,720
before the wheels of Phoebus,

2715
02:17:24,720 --> 02:17:29,120
round about dapples the drowsy
east with spots of gray.

2716
02:17:30,640 --> 02:17:34,600
Thanks to you all, and
leave us, fare you well.

2717
02:17:35,840 --> 02:17:38,680
Good morrow, masters, each you sever away.

2718
02:17:41,360 --> 02:17:44,960
Come, let us hence,
and put on other weeds.

2719
02:17:44,960 --> 02:17:47,520
And then to Leonato's we will go.

2720
02:17:47,520 --> 02:17:50,960
And Hymen now with luckier issues speed

2721
02:17:50,960 --> 02:17:53,480
than this for whom we
rendered up this woe.

2722
02:18:00,120 --> 02:18:01,920
Did I not tell you she was innocent?

2723
02:18:01,920 --> 02:18:03,800
So are the prince and Claudio,

2724
02:18:03,800 --> 02:18:07,000
who accused her upon the
error that you heard debated.

2725
02:18:07,960 --> 02:18:11,120
But Margaret was in some fault in this,

2726
02:18:11,120 --> 02:18:12,680
although against her will,

2727
02:18:12,680 --> 02:18:15,280
as it appears In the true
course of all the question.

2728
02:18:15,280 --> 02:18:19,120
Well, I am glad that
all things sort so well.

2729
02:18:19,120 --> 02:18:21,600
And so am I, being else by faith

2730
02:18:21,600 --> 02:18:24,480
enforced to call young
Claudio to a reckoning for it.

2731
02:18:24,480 --> 02:18:26,920
Daughter, and you gentle-women all,

2732
02:18:26,920 --> 02:18:29,520
withdraw to a chamber by yourselves,

2733
02:18:29,520 --> 02:18:32,040
and when I send for
you, come hither masked.

2734
02:18:34,680 --> 02:18:38,680
The Prince and Claudio promised
by this hour to visit me.

2735
02:18:38,680 --> 02:18:40,240
You know your office, brother.

2736
02:18:40,240 --> 02:18:42,320
You must be father to
your brother's daughter

2737
02:18:42,320 --> 02:18:44,440
and give her to young Claudio.

2738
02:18:44,440 --> 02:18:47,840
Which I will do with
confirmed countenance.

2739
02:18:47,840 --> 02:18:52,840
Friar, I must entreat your pains, I think.

2740
02:18:53,200 --> 02:18:54,480
To do what, signor?

2741
02:18:54,480 --> 02:18:57,600
To bind me, or undo me,

2742
02:18:58,800 --> 02:19:00,440
one of them.

2743
02:19:00,440 --> 02:19:03,200
Signor Leonato, truth it is, good signor,

2744
02:19:03,200 --> 02:19:06,000
your niece regards me
with an eye of favor.

2745
02:19:06,000 --> 02:19:09,440
That eye my daughter
lent her 'tis most true.

2746
02:19:10,760 --> 02:19:13,120
And I with an eye of love requite her.

2747
02:19:13,120 --> 02:19:15,760
The sight whereof I think she got from me,

2748
02:19:15,760 --> 02:19:18,120
from Claudio and the Prince.

2749
02:19:19,760 --> 02:19:22,320
Your answer, sir, is enigmatical.

2750
02:19:22,320 --> 02:19:24,600
But what's your will?

2751
02:19:24,600 --> 02:19:26,000
My will?

2752
02:19:26,000 --> 02:19:29,040
Oh my will is your good will.

2753
02:19:30,760 --> 02:19:32,600
This day may stand with ours,

2754
02:19:33,440 --> 02:19:36,000
to be conjoined in the
state of honorable marriage.

2755
02:19:36,840 --> 02:19:39,480
In which, good friar, I
shall desire your help.

2756
02:19:39,480 --> 02:19:42,080
[Leonato] My heart is with your liking.

2757
02:19:42,080 --> 02:19:43,280
And my help.

2758
02:19:44,280 --> 02:19:46,680
Here come the Prince and Claudio.

2759
02:19:46,680 --> 02:19:48,480
Good morrow to this fair assembly.

2760
02:19:48,480 --> 02:19:51,360
Good morrow, Prince, good morrow, Claudio

2761
02:19:51,360 --> 02:19:52,480
We here attend you.

2762
02:19:53,440 --> 02:19:55,360
Are you yet determined today to marry

2763
02:19:55,360 --> 02:19:56,840
with my brother's daughter?

2764
02:19:57,720 --> 02:20:01,040
I'll hold my mind, were she an Ethiope.

2765
02:20:01,040 --> 02:20:03,120
Call her forth, brother.

2766
02:20:03,120 --> 02:20:04,320
Here's the friar ready.

2767
02:20:07,800 --> 02:20:09,000
Good morrow, Benedick.

2768
02:20:10,560 --> 02:20:14,560
Why, what's the matter that
thou hast such a February face,

2769
02:20:14,560 --> 02:20:18,280
so full of storm, or frost and cloudiness?

2770
02:20:18,280 --> 02:20:20,680
I think he thinks upon the savage bull.

2771
02:20:20,680 --> 02:20:24,440
Tush, fear not, man, we'll
tip thy horns with gold.

2772
02:20:24,440 --> 02:20:26,280
And all Europa shall rejoice at thee,

2773
02:20:26,280 --> 02:20:28,920
as once Europa did at lusty Jove,

2774
02:20:28,920 --> 02:20:30,880
when he would play the
noble beast in love.

2775
02:20:30,880 --> 02:20:34,200
Bull Jove, sir, had an amiable low

2776
02:20:34,200 --> 02:20:38,480
and some such strange bull
leaped your father's cow,

2777
02:20:38,480 --> 02:20:42,200
and got a calf in that same
noble feat much like to you,

2778
02:20:42,200 --> 02:20:44,120
for you have just his bleat.

2779
02:20:44,120 --> 02:20:45,440
[Elizabethan music]

2780
02:20:45,440 --> 02:20:47,600
For this I owe you.

2781
02:20:47,600 --> 02:20:49,400
Here comes other reckonings.

2782
02:20:58,280 --> 02:21:00,760
Which is the lady I must seize upon?

2783
02:21:00,760 --> 02:21:02,560
This same is she,

2784
02:21:04,080 --> 02:21:06,000
and I do give you her.

2785
02:21:07,360 --> 02:21:08,520
Why, then she's mine.

2786
02:21:09,520 --> 02:21:10,880
Sweet, let me see your face.

2787
02:21:10,880 --> 02:21:15,160
No, that you shall not,
till you take her hand

2788
02:21:15,160 --> 02:21:18,360
before this friar and swear to marry her.

2789
02:21:20,080 --> 02:21:22,320
Give me your hand before this holy friar.

2790
02:21:25,520 --> 02:21:28,640
I am your husband, if you like of me.

2791
02:21:29,600 --> 02:21:33,360
And when I lived, I was your other wife.

2792
02:21:34,240 --> 02:21:38,960
And when you loved, you
were my other husband.

2793
02:21:38,960 --> 02:21:40,040
Another Hero!

2794
02:21:40,040 --> 02:21:41,760
Nothing certainer.

2795
02:21:41,760 --> 02:21:45,440
One Hero died defiled, I do live,

2796
02:21:45,440 --> 02:21:47,560
And surely as I live, I am a maid.

2797
02:21:48,680 --> 02:21:53,040
The former Hero, Hero that is dead!

2798
02:21:53,040 --> 02:21:56,680
She died, my lord, but
whiles her slander lived.

2799
02:21:57,800 --> 02:22:00,000
All this amazement can I qualify

2800
02:22:00,000 --> 02:22:02,680
when after that the holy rites are ended,

2801
02:22:02,680 --> 02:22:06,960
I'll tell you largely
of fair Hero's death.

2802
02:22:06,960 --> 02:22:09,640
Meantime let wonder seem familiar,

2803
02:22:09,640 --> 02:22:11,960
and to the chapel let us presently.

2804
02:22:13,640 --> 02:22:15,800
Soft and fair, Friar.

2805
02:22:19,200 --> 02:22:20,640
Which is Beatrice?

2806
02:22:20,640 --> 02:22:21,920
I answer to that name.

2807
02:22:24,680 --> 02:22:25,920
What is your will?

2808
02:22:25,920 --> 02:22:27,400
Do not you love me?

2809
02:22:28,320 --> 02:22:30,560
[laughing]

2810
02:22:31,720 --> 02:22:34,360
Why, no, no more than reason.

2811
02:22:35,600 --> 02:22:37,760
Why, then your uncle and
the prince and Claudio

2812
02:22:37,760 --> 02:22:40,920
have been deceived, they swore you did.

2813
02:22:40,920 --> 02:22:41,840
Do not you love me?

2814
02:22:41,840 --> 02:22:44,200
Troth, no, no more than reason.

2815
02:22:44,200 --> 02:22:47,040
Why, then my cousin, Margaret and Ursula

2816
02:22:47,040 --> 02:22:49,880
are much deceived, for
they did swear you did.

2817
02:22:49,880 --> 02:22:51,920
They swore that you were sick for me.

2818
02:22:51,920 --> 02:22:53,240
They swore you were well-nigh dead for me.

2819
02:22:53,240 --> 02:22:54,600
'Tis no such matter.

2820
02:22:55,440 --> 02:22:56,560
Then you do not love me?

2821
02:22:56,560 --> 02:22:59,640
No, truly, but in friendly recompense.

2822
02:22:59,640 --> 02:23:03,040
Come, cousin, I am sure
you love the gentleman.

2823
02:23:03,040 --> 02:23:04,960
And I'll be sworn upon't
that he loves her,

2824
02:23:04,960 --> 02:23:07,280
for here's a paper written in his hand,

2825
02:23:07,280 --> 02:23:09,640
a halting sonnet of his own pure brain,

2826
02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:10,840
fashioned to Beatrice.

2827
02:23:10,840 --> 02:23:13,680
And here's another written
in my cousin's hand,

2828
02:23:13,680 --> 02:23:14,520
stolen from her pocket,

2829
02:23:14,520 --> 02:23:17,560
containing her affection unto Benedick.

2830
02:23:22,480 --> 02:23:23,440
A miracle.

2831
02:23:24,880 --> 02:23:28,240
Here our own hands against our hearts.

2832
02:23:29,600 --> 02:23:32,440
Come, I will have thee,
but, by this light,

2833
02:23:32,440 --> 02:23:34,160
I take thee for pity.

2834
02:23:34,160 --> 02:23:36,560
Well, I would not deny you.

2835
02:23:36,560 --> 02:23:40,480
But, by this good day, I
yield upon great persuasion

2836
02:23:40,480 --> 02:23:42,120
and partly to save your life,

2837
02:23:42,120 --> 02:23:42,960
for I was told you were in a consumption.

2838
02:23:42,960 --> 02:23:44,480
Peace, I will stop your mouth.

2839
02:23:44,480 --> 02:23:47,000
[crowd sighs]

2840
02:23:50,560 --> 02:23:54,040
How dost thou, Benedick, the married man?

2841
02:23:55,720 --> 02:23:58,000
[laughing]

2842
02:24:00,440 --> 02:24:01,920
I'll tell thee what, Prince,

2843
02:24:03,200 --> 02:24:06,200
a college of wit-crackers
cannot flout me out of my humor.

2844
02:24:06,200 --> 02:24:09,720
Dost thou think I care for
a satire or an epigram?

2845
02:24:09,720 --> 02:24:12,760
No, if a man be beaten with brains,

2846
02:24:12,760 --> 02:24:14,320
a' will wear nothing handsome about him.

2847
02:24:14,320 --> 02:24:18,000
In brief, since I do purpose to marry,

2848
02:24:19,240 --> 02:24:21,200
I will think nothing to any purpose

2849
02:24:21,200 --> 02:24:22,880
that the world can say against it.

2850
02:24:22,880 --> 02:24:24,720
Therefore, never flout at me

2851
02:24:24,720 --> 02:24:26,360
for what I have said against it.

2852
02:24:27,800 --> 02:24:29,760
For man is a giddy thing,

2853
02:24:32,520 --> 02:24:35,080
and this is my conclusion.

2854
02:24:35,080 --> 02:24:37,680
[crowds sighs]

2855
02:24:40,160 --> 02:24:43,120
Claudio, I did think to have beaten thee,

2856
02:24:43,120 --> 02:24:45,160
but in that thou art
like to be my kinsman,

2857
02:24:45,160 --> 02:24:46,960
live unbruised and love my cousin.

2858
02:24:46,960 --> 02:24:48,960
I had well hoped thou
wouldst have denied Beatrice,

2859
02:24:48,960 --> 02:24:51,440
that I might have cudgelled
thee out of thy single life,

2860
02:24:51,440 --> 02:24:52,960
to make thee a double-dealer.

2861
02:24:52,960 --> 02:24:54,440
which, out of question, thou wilt be,

2862
02:24:54,440 --> 02:24:57,120
if my cousin do not look
exceedingly narrowly to thee.

2863
02:24:57,120 --> 02:24:58,680
Come, we are friends.

2864
02:24:58,680 --> 02:25:01,600
Let's have a dance ere we are married,

2865
02:25:01,600 --> 02:25:04,680
that we may lighten our own
hearts and our wives' heels.

2866
02:25:04,680 --> 02:25:06,640
You will have dancing afterward.

2867
02:25:06,640 --> 02:25:10,400
First, of my word, Prince, thou art sad,

2868
02:25:10,400 --> 02:25:14,800
thou art sad, get thee
a wife, get thee a wife.

2869
02:25:14,800 --> 02:25:17,320
There is no staff more reverend
than one tipped with horn.

2870
02:25:17,320 --> 02:25:18,160
My lord,

2871
02:25:21,880 --> 02:25:23,680
thy brother John is ta'en in flight,

2872
02:25:23,680 --> 02:25:26,000
and brought with armed
men back to Messina.

2873
02:25:26,000 --> 02:25:27,960
Think not on him till tomorrow.

2874
02:25:27,960 --> 02:25:31,640
I'll devise thee brave
punishments for him.

2875
02:25:31,640 --> 02:25:33,200
Strike up, pipers.

2876
02:25:34,960 --> 02:25:38,440
[Elizabethan dance music]

2877
02:26:01,000 --> 02:26:04,320
[whooping and clapping]

2878
02:26:05,480 --> 02:26:08,960
[Elizabethan dance music]

2879
02:26:39,920 --> 02:26:42,160
[clapping]

2880
02:26:43,920 --> 02:26:47,440
[Elizabethan dance music]